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Ezra
Ezra is 54% done with 100 años de soledad
"babe I promise I need to keep cheating on you with my first love; she's upping our farm's output with her very presence. she doesn't even need to do anything i can just drive her around the grounds in the wagon and then all of our chickens will lay eggs multiple times a day and our cows will have triplets I swearrrr"
— Oct 26, 2026 02:01PM Add a comment
100 años de soledad

Ezra
Ezra is 66% done with The Golden Raven (All for the Game, #5)
Jeremy insinuating he's better with his tongue than Laila, though funny, is offensive to lesbians everywhere - do not insult her craft!!!
— Oct 23, 2026 03:27PM Add a comment
The Golden Raven (All for the Game, #5)

Ezra
Ezra is 61% done with The Sunshine Court (All For the Game, #4)
Jean refusing to teach Jeremy French so fast because the last time a beautiful boy asked him that it only brought him pain... I'm sick I'm unwell
— Oct 22, 2026 08:26AM Add a comment
The Sunshine Court (All For the Game, #4)

Ezra
Ezra is 32% done with 100 años de soledad
I hate every man in this family bc what do you mean your last words to the firing squad are that your kid be named after your mother, your dead father, or your older brother's dead wife... Do You Hate Me
— Oct 19, 2026 11:03AM Add a comment
100 años de soledad

Ezra
Ezra is 15% done with The King's Men (All for the Game, #3)
"you hate me, remember?"
"Every inch. That doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you."

WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNN HOLY SHIT
— Oct 06, 2026 05:45PM Add a comment
The King's Men (All for the Game, #3)

Ezra
Ezra is 22% done with The Raven King (All for the Game, #2)
Two books called the raven king in two years; if anyone has a third to recommend lmk
— Oct 05, 2026 06:32PM Add a comment
The Raven King (All for the Game, #2)

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