Ezra ’s Reviews > 100 años de soledad > Status Update
Ezra
is 54% done
"babe I promise I need to keep cheating on you with my first love; she's upping our farm's output with her very presence. she doesn't even need to do anything i can just drive her around the grounds in the wagon and then all of our chickens will lay eggs multiple times a day and our cows will have triplets I swearrrr"
— Oct 26, 2026 02:01PM
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Ezra
is 32% done
I hate every man in this family bc what do you mean your last words to the firing squad are that your kid be named after your mother, your dead father, or your older brother's dead wife... Do You Hate Me
— Oct 19, 2026 11:03AM