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please turn your eyes to the man entering the arena right now—Moron Number One. He’s riding a black motorcycle and wearing a…sexy ninja suit. Now he’s taking off his helmet… Putting aside the fact that he has brain damage, Number One really is a rather handsome guy. I wouldn’t mind giving him full marks for this entrance, but I’ll give him ninety out of a hundred because he’s already a ten

I love them so much

Give him a man with a pretty face and a list of complaints and Patrick is putty in their hands

We love a self aware man 😂😂😂😂

The commitment historians have had to 'no homo' the most egregiously gay historical dudes is WILDDDD

Lol just me and what's left of my dignity crying on the train cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.....

Lol I'm crying already. I'm so fucked

Apparently I'm feeling emotionally stable enough to try and tackle this one. Who's ready to laugh at how grossly mistaken I'll end up being 🙋🏼‍♀️

It feels like this author was given a word limit and told to meet it with a gun to her head. So many unnecessary and incorrectly used words. I feel like I'm being gaslit by this publisher.

This book is in dire need of an editor....

Laid out on his bed like that, Laurie is the image of suave perfection, smelling of oak and thyme and summer. Evander thinks for a moment of what it would be to unbutton that shirt and fit both his hands around Laurie's bare ribs, to squeeze and squeeze until he felt the give of bone, the collapse of lungs, Laurie's soft mouth shaped into a whimper. The would wipe the insufferable smirk off his face.

What the fuck? This book has had me tearing up more than I have in months 😭

Am I getting a surprise sapphic romance in my Danmei???

Yes this is my first time reading this 🤣

"Ysabel," she said quietly, "do you ...fancy that man?"

She shrugged, "He's not so bad."

"Bel, he's like a bit of bread that's been dropped in a pond! If the bread could also beg a duck to eat him!"

What a line 🤌🏼

My biggest concern going in to this was going to be experiencing the 'Australian Cringe' and I can safely say that so far I have had not a single internal wince! Hallelujah

I feel like I'm the last one to show up to the party but I'm finally here 😂🎉

Me and my character map are ready to have the best time ever

Jiang Cheng just having random names based on descriptions for all the opposing basketball players cause he can't be fucked learning their actual names and then still persisting in calling them random names when he's corrected, has me dying 😂😂

I am LOVING and completely devouring this book, it is criminally underrated.

I'm not saying that Oppenheimer is mandatory watching before reading this, but I am saying that the reading experience is vastly improved with that in the back of your mind.

I am immediately seeing why people love these two so much ❤️ This book immediately is giving me such a sense of quiet peace and I know it's going to sucker punch me in the emotions when I lease expect it

I feel like the blurb saying this is 'high heat' doesn't even really scratch the surface 😂😂🥵🫠

Ahhh the ol' 'accidental surprise dildo in the airport' meet-cute. (This is immediately so much fun).

I mean the book is fantastic....but this cover artists wrecks my fucking shit and I want their artwork in my life (clown.saint on Instagram)

This audiobook has me literally cackling

Is there anything better than the Scottish accent delivering the line that someone is a 'Bully and Brute'. Scratches the brain just right.

Immediately loving the vibes. It's giving if 'Cruel Intentions' and 'Succession' had a love child, but that love child was also kind of horny.

This book is simultaneously breaking my heart whilst also putting it back together and giving me a little forehead kiss

Gotta love a traumatised touch-starved man

You ever read an ebook that you immediately love so much you HAVE to buy a physical copy only to find out that the cover in your country is horribly ugly 😭😭😭 Curse you Australian publishing industry!

Ahhh Dominic. You poor silly rabbit.