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I missed my boy

One dies for sure

I wish I was liking this more

LMAOOOO. That tiktok bit? "We must reach climax in front of the evil king rothgart to save the Kingdom!!!" ITS HERE

Still chillin with the writing. The caliber is good. It's still giving expertly rendered Wattpad a lil but not mad about it. The only thing I'm tweaking over is how generic the Big Bad is. I am very confused why he's so evil. It's so one dimensional and uncreative. Why doesn't Greyson just kill him? If he's the heir, won't he just become the president and then he can start fixing everything without

I'm assuming/ hoping this is one of those books where the Why? of it all comes later. Because right now this is giving 'Contracted Marriage to the Evil Mob Boss's Son!' of Wattpad/ self publish droves, just with way better than usual writing for that chaff. Not bad so far!

I'd say this is about 30% less enjoyable as an audiobook. The narrator is constantly resorting to this whining note in her voice to try and imply distress but there's no fluctuation in sometimes several pages and by the end I'm rolling my eyes.

I fear I do not know what is going on

you've got the people who live in peopleville, who hate the peeple (who are also people) but not as much as they hate the poeple (ex peeple) and are part of a long line of ppl, who screwed over the pepole a long time ago and now live in fear that the pepole will join up with the poeple to chase out the ppl and peeple out of peopleville.

That's what reading this is like

Wtf is going on

Plot: holes
Jaw: dropped
I am forcibly airlifted out of the library

WHOA

Whoa

So confused, this genuinely feels like two people were taking turns writing this. One mediocre author with snippets of adequacy and one cringe high schooler trying to be edgy.

Ayyyyyy but also this is genuinely taking me forever to get through

This is either going to be amazing or SUCH a flop for me

NOT THE CERULEAN EYES

LOOOL Saff folding 30 seconds after getting her ultra top secret mission. Discretion fail count: 1

You know it's been so long since I read fantasy that was more Harry Potter style (cauldrons, spells, etc) that I sort of forgot they were still being written

So scared rn omg

I've read several KH books now and the pattern is that everything is bittersweet and doesnt necessarily end the greatest so I am filled with fear already given this start

Please god let there be a crazy juicy twist and not a Woman in the Window fail

It's been a long time since I wanted to Google the ending of a book this badly but I will resist!!!

Also making my prediction based on: buzzed lady, mysteriously abandoned island, oddly friendly children, bizarre communication failure... Is this a cancer stricken wife allegory?

Youngest kid is 9 years old, they been on the rock 8 years. No tvs, no phones, nothin.

It's giving shutter Island x inception