Phil Cornish > Recent Status Updates

Good and amusing but sort of lacking momentum.

‘Self-pity oozed through my soul. I tried to relax and enjoy it.’

‘…we move to the bunk bed for coffee.’

‘Who ever heard of a cat doing an honest days’ work?’

Nuns cosplay as penguins. lol.

‘At that moment, glowing with whiskey, Jack loved everybody.’

Life seemed to be a figure eight.

MC is a coffee loving raccoon. Let’s go!

Deputies were taking courses in criminology at SJSU.

‘They only have to kill us once. We have to kill them over and over.

Just okay so far. Decent set up…maybe it’ll settle in to something excellent.

This book is amazing so far.

‘I could carve a better man out of a banana.’

‘Anything a scientist works on ends up being a weapon.’

A person can’t be found in bombed out London. For like the 7th time. Repeats over and over. This book sucks.

The book references is cousin CD-ROM game. So meta.

Ummm…super normal book here.

‘She had swallowed a bird.’ 🐦

‘He was so fat and sassy.’

‘…the dregs in the tilted cup of humanity.’

A feller who fixed things without waiting for thanks and who didn’t age. Overlap with Way Station perhaps? Or just recycling.

‘…robots exist for one purpose only - to furnish us with hands.’ -Dog author

Green energy is just a conspiracy to preserve all the fossil fuels underground so they can be used to reanimate a dinosaur army.

Officer Neck Acne

‘Somewhere he had bought half a roasted cow’s head and eaten it by the horn with newspaper on his lap. What had caused the diarrhea he did not know.’ I’m gonna guess it was probably the cow’s head.

‘He had found that hanging free facilitated desire’ Commando.

‘…the inconsiderate act of existing.’

‘So close is the sage grouse associated with sagebrush that one begins to wonder if they might not be same substance in different form.’

This thing is a monster. It’s fine. Unclear why so long though.

This thing is a monster. Not that excited about it.