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‘She had swallowed a bird.’ 🐦

‘He was so fat and sassy.’

‘…the dregs in the tilted cup of humanity.’

A feller who fixed things without waiting for thanks and who didn’t age. Overlap with Way Station perhaps? Or just recycling.

‘…robots exist for one purpose only - to furnish us with hands.’ -Dog author

Green energy is just a conspiracy to preserve all the fossil fuels underground so they can be used to reanimate a dinosaur army.

Officer Neck Acne

‘Somewhere he had bought half a roasted cow’s head and eaten it by the horn with newspaper on his lap. What had caused the diarrhea he did not know.’ I’m gonna guess it was probably the cow’s head.

‘He had found that hanging free facilitated desire’ Commando.

‘…the inconsiderate act of existing.’

‘So close is the sage grouse associated with sagebrush that one begins to wonder if they might not be same substance in different form.’

This thing is a monster. It’s fine. Unclear why so long though.

This thing is a monster. Not that excited about it.

Mmmmm…spoiled lamb tongue.

Power plant with batteries, circa 1940. Interesting.

I have no regard for you.

Heading to Cal campus. Go Bears.

‘…a refreshingly simple mass stabbing.’

“You run from clients? You flee ambulances?” Lol.

San Jose is mentioned.

Baby Igor, lol.

Unsurprisingly weird since Mieville. Switching from 3rd to 2nd person seems random...surely intentional but I have not figured out what the point of it is. If it's just to be weird I'm gonna be mad and dock it a star.

Decent backdrop but storylines are very weak. Hoping it gets better.

‘…the man-shaped tower of excrement that is yourself.’

Steamy the cauldron apparition, lol

There’s something beautiful about being lucky enough to witness a thing on its way out.

Flute air battle. Haven’t read that before.

Table saw

Worm farm

‘…thoughtfully probing the contents of a nostril…’