Ismar > Recent Status Updates

his whiny “sorry”s im going to fucking crash into a train

the word detonate made its way into this book. It is losing .25 stars every time it is said from here on out

HES TAKING CARE OF HER CURLS?!?! I NEED THIS MAN

i fear nothing can ruin this for me

OH MY GODHSKDHD FUCKING MOVEEEEEEE MY TURN!!!

HOLY FUCK this man mUTTERING INTO THIS MIC WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME 😭😭 Him fully going back and forth with her about how she is not to blame for anything, convincing her that he is the cause of every sin she might feel guilty for committing and painting himself as the big bad devil in her life ruining her for him is sO FUCKING HOT

OH MY GODDDD “A LITTLE BIT LONGER JUST LET ME FEEL YOU A LITTLE BIT LONGER BABY” IM GOING TO HYPERVENTILATE

im falling asleep reading this shit. i could’ve been reading/listening to Devil. I am upset

“EVERYTHING I WANT FROM YOU IS UNWHOLESOME AND OBSCENE” LET ME INNNNN!!!

“tell me no” DONT TELL HIM NO BIRDIE!!! MAKE HIM KEEP ASKING!!!!!

“are you saying no birdie? are you telling me i cant kiss you?” fUCK THAT EXACTLY IT BRIDIE!! KEEP IT GOING BABY! LETS GO FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES !!!

im going to lose my mind

This has been the longest scene of my life. Please never kiss him so he never stops begging.

“PLEASE BABY PLEASE LET ME KISS YOU” OH MY GOD IM FUCKING ASKING FOR HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE IMMEDIATELY I AM THE WEAKEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS PLANET BC THE WAY I WOULD FUCKING FOLD WHICHEVER WHICH WAY HE WANTED ME TO hOLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYY

“DO YOU KNOW WHY I LEFT YOU THE FRUIT? I LIKED WATCHING YOU EAT IT” IM SPIRALING

hold on, im finishing this before the thanksgiving one and im just realizing… how are two pumpkin heads fitting between one set of legs at the same time….

i have been cracking tf up the entire time i have spent listening to this book. This is one of those that the audiobook is definitely top tier

IN HER INHERITANCE?!?! EXCUSE ME?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

not gonna lie… Ronan being left alone kinda pissed me off… don’t leave my old man like that

i need a man that speaks french to call me his treasure

80 some year old ronan chocking someone is kinda hot

“lets let fate decide” IM GONNA FUCKING PISS MYSELF NO FUCKING WAY

that’s fucking hot

“mon trésor” makes my legs weak. this should be banned

never mind

aHehehehehHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE HE DOES KNOWWW

OH MY GOD THE WAY I WAS SCREAMING AND GIGGLING THINKING HE KNEW BUT HE DENT OH MY GOOD

i’m sorry him switching between languages is going to make me fucking melt

and this is why julian in my favorite