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Ismar is 10% done

“tell me no” DONT TELL HIM NO BIRDIE!!! MAKE HIM KEEP ASKING!!!!!

— Nov 02, 2026 05:17PM

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Ismar’s Previous Updates

Ismar is 60% done

his whiny “sorry”s im going to fucking crash into a train

— Nov 07, 2026 01:29PM

Ismar is 52% done

the word detonate made its way into this book. It is losing .25 stars every time it is said from here on out

— Nov 07, 2026 12:01PM

Ismar is 45% done

HES TAKING CARE OF HER CURLS?!?! I NEED THIS MAN

— Nov 07, 2026 10:47AM

Ismar is 44% done

i fear nothing can ruin this for me

— Nov 07, 2026 10:32AM

Ismar is 43% done

OH MY GODHSKDHD FUCKING MOVEEEEEEE MY TURN!!!

— Nov 07, 2026 10:14AM

Ismar is 42% done

HOLY FUCK this man mUTTERING INTO THIS MIC WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME 😭😭 Him fully going back and forth with her about how she is not to blame for anything, convincing her that he is the cause of every sin she might feel guilty for committing and painting himself as the big bad devil in her life ruining her for him is sO FUCKING HOT

— Nov 07, 2026 10:10AM

Ismar is 29% done

OH MY GODDDD “A LITTLE BIT LONGER JUST LET ME FEEL YOU A LITTLE BIT LONGER BABY” IM GOING TO HYPERVENTILATE

— Nov 07, 2026 07:35AM

Ismar is 11% done

“EVERYTHING I WANT FROM YOU IS UNWHOLESOME AND OBSCENE” LET ME INNNNN!!!

— Nov 02, 2026 05:25PM

Ismar is 10% done

“are you saying no birdie? are you telling me i cant kiss you?” fUCK THAT EXACTLY IT BRIDIE!! KEEP IT GOING BABY! LETS GO FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES !!!

— Nov 02, 2026 05:16PM

Ismar is 10% done

im going to lose my mind

— Nov 02, 2026 05:14PM