Kate A. Pointer > Recent Status Updates

Me: “I started a new book! It’s about this artist and her vampire roommate.”
My friends: “Is this Reylo fanfiction again?”
Me: “What?!? No…”
My friends: “He’s Kylo Ren but a vampire. Isn’t he?”
Me: “…yeah he’s Kylo Ren but a vampire.”

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAM IS CANONICALLY INVOLVED IN THE KELLOGG MERGER!??!?

You’re telling me that the vampire that missed the past 100 years due to a coma freaks out over a bikini picture but doesn’t bat an eye at gay marriage??

Just cause you’re horny doesn’t mean you can’t explain the horrors of capitalism. Ma’am STAND UP!!

This feels like using my library card for evil.

The massive man is Danish in this one!! A win for the Scandinavians!

Oh! Oh my god…

Princess and the pea but it’s 10 blankets and Kylo Rens erection.

No way this dead woman is trying to set up her nephew and her phd student via her will. Oh my god I can’t believe that this is actually part of the plot. Crazy to be a matchmaker from beyond the grave.

I don’t trust a man with THREE jars of tartar sauce…

JEFF GOLDBLUM PANTIES!!!! SHE OWNS JEFF GOLDBLUM UNDERWEAR!!!!! This is why I read Hazelwood. She understands me!

“No thoughts. Head empty.” IN A PUBLISHED BOOK??? Ma’am I don’t know how much of this I can take.

This is my way of coping with my disgusting flatmates.

OH MY GOD MESSY BUN MENTION!!

I’m losing track of the tentacle mentions.

I don’t want to stop reading but no way can I continue knowing I have to leave in an hour. It’s getting too good. This is an acceptable stopping point but my god… I can’t wait.

I literally just had a “let out a breath I didn’t even know I was holding” just reading this shit. This may be one of my favorite romances which is crazy cause I never read contemporary romance. Ali Hazelwood is magic.

I’m so invested and this is the fucking “he towered over me like a towering tower” book. I am ridiculously invested. This may even be a 5 stars…

You don’t understand. I’m giggling and kicking my feet. I feel 13 again reading Spencer Reid fan fiction into the wee hours of the morning. This is what I have NEEDED. My StoryGraph stats are going to be so fucked cause it’s the season of Ali Hazelwood‘s entire bibliography.

Never in my life have I ever been this well fed. It’s everything I could ever want. How have I waited so long to accept Ali Hazelwood as my lord and savior? This is exactly what I needed in the middle of this common assessment period.

Quoting Mary Shelley is the best creative choice this book can make. Her reflections on man and monster apply so well to this story and what it is attempting to accomplish.

How does Ellie Marney know that my soft spot is quoting the Romantics?? Quoting Bryon and Mary Shelley? I love you.

I love how he always has to mention he’s bad at sex. This is something we don’t need to know but are told anyway, constantly.

Comparing this to “Never Let Me Go” which is my one of my favorite books ever written seems like a stretch so far but I’ll keep an open mind I guess.

Sapphic plant smut is something I never thought I would read but here we are...

Gay son or plant daughter?