Jessica Shupe > Recent Status Updates

“…you really do make some heinous generalizations,”

WE’RE ALL REALLY NICE!!! PLEASE DON’T EVICT US!!!!!

Why would you pour them all out 😫😫😫😫

Don’t make me read song lyrics—it’ll ruin my day

He’s in the walls….he’s in the gd walls!!!!1!1!1!!!

This is supposed to be the climax and I’m bored af. Bout to toot it and boot it

The x is risky. Girl you know what else is risky????

Should’ve made a bingo card 💔💔💔

Terrible reason to get into a field of study 😭

Would you rather…..😏 have hotdogs for fingers or cucumbers for legs 😏😏 okay I’m done. Close it up we’re done

I hate when people I don’t know super well watch me eat like PLEASE STOP!!! Idk why it disturbs me but I hate it

The only thing scary about this book is the romance. Why is the lone dimple romancing her with goggles on? Pardon?

Hey did you know this guy has a dimple? A DIMPLE? A lone dimple. A. Dim-ple. DIMH PULUH

This book is corny and unfortunately I can only handle so much of it before I’m icked out. I’m scared that we’re REALLY approaching that threshold and I’m only 35% in. The characters, the dialogue, the plot….oh it’s so cornyyyy I can’t do it help me