Jessica Shupe’s Reviews > Deadly Occupants > Status Update

He’s in the walls….he’s in the gd walls!!!!1!1!1!!!

This is supposed to be the climax and I’m bored af. Bout to toot it and boot it

The x is risky. Girl you know what else is risky????

Should’ve made a bingo card 💔💔💔

Terrible reason to get into a field of study 😭

Would you rather…..😏 have hotdogs for fingers or cucumbers for legs 😏😏 okay I’m done. Close it up we’re done

I hate when people I don’t know super well watch me eat like PLEASE STOP!!! Idk why it disturbs me but I hate it

The only thing scary about this book is the romance. Why is the lone dimple romancing her with goggles on? Pardon?

Hey did you know this guy has a dimple? A DIMPLE? A lone dimple. A. Dim-ple. DIMH PULUH

This book is corny and unfortunately I can only handle so much of it before I’m icked out. I’m scared that we’re REALLY approaching that threshold and I’m only 35% in. The characters, the dialogue, the plot….oh it’s so cornyyyy I can’t do it help me