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Andy please let this man say fuck

The girls are gabbin science

And they were roommates

This book is going to make me cry disgusting tears isn’t it

I’ve never read a book where the main character says “golly” so many times

Stratt is just kidnapping people left and right

Space mold

Ope we have to show American witches exist and make sure their big fat American flag is showing too

Arthur Weasley should be in charge of the ministry I said what I said

There is literally just a whole page of Rowling commenting on how fat Dudley is and like???

“I, Sirius Black, Harry Potter’s godfather, hereby give him permission to visit Hogsmeade on weekends.” BRB I’m fucking sobbing

THESE KIDS ARE JUST BEATING HIS ASS NO MAGIC OR NOTHING JUST STRAIGHT HANDS

Rowling is torturing this poor boy. “I hear my mum screaming and pleading with Voldemort. And if you’d heard your mum screaming like that, just about to be killed, you wouldn’t forget it in a hurry.”

A quick update: but honestly fuck you McGonagall, you know how shit Harry’s family is- a situation you specifically put him in- the least you could do is sign his dam permission slip.

Ngl that boggart scene in the movie scared me as a kid. I hope that fuck ass clown isn’t in the book.

It’s the fact that Harry is more upset that he can’t go to hogsmead rather than being upset over someone potentially trying to murder him.

So like I’m reading these books for the first time ever and every time I start a new one I hope aunt Petunia figures out shes an evil lesbian and leaves this family

I’ve watched this movie so many times throughout my life but this is the first time I’m reading the book. Some internal dialogue I’ve skipped because, let’s be real, Stephen really likes his internal dialogue. Other than that I find the movie and book go along really well and I’m excited to see what was missed in the movie!

I have thoughts

I keep forgetting to update when I read this