Taylor’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban > Status Update

“I, Sirius Black, Harry Potter’s godfather, hereby give him permission to visit Hogsmeade on weekends.” BRB I’m fucking sobbing

THESE KIDS ARE JUST BEATING HIS ASS NO MAGIC OR NOTHING JUST STRAIGHT HANDS

Rowling is torturing this poor boy. “I hear my mum screaming and pleading with Voldemort. And if you’d heard your mum screaming like that, just about to be killed, you wouldn’t forget it in a hurry.”

A quick update: but honestly fuck you McGonagall, you know how shit Harry’s family is- a situation you specifically put him in- the least you could do is sign his dam permission slip.

It’s the fact that Harry is more upset that he can’t go to hogsmead rather than being upset over someone potentially trying to murder him.

So like I’m reading these books for the first time ever and every time I start a new one I hope aunt Petunia figures out shes an evil lesbian and leaves this family