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oh my god 😭 chapter 1 and people are already dying bruh 😭😭😭

why not 😛

reading this masterpiece again bc i need inspiration for the book im writing and its also one of my comfort books lol

this book was crazy. 1000/10

i guess that was karma..... rip tobias ig though? poor eric

okok nvm it wasn't felix but TOBIAS???!!?!?? WHAT!? HOW IS HE THE KILLER HELLO

the way i was NOT suspecting felix out of everyone???? but lowkey i kinda get it. love a good old vengeance murder plot

juliette and ern are such a power couple

hi guys back at it again with rapidfire updates bc my geography teacher forced us to watch a movie and i read instead but couldn't use my phone to update ANYWAY here's my chapter 44 update 😭: all the luck in the world was given to ernest..... BC HOW DO YOU SURVIVE TS

EYYYYY I KNEW MR BENJAMIN STEVENSON WOULDNT LET ME DOWN 🤩🤩🤩🤑🤑🤑🤑 THATS SO ICONIC OF ERNEST BAHAHAHAHA CORNY BUT ICONIC 🥹

IS ERNEST DEAD???? WGAT THE HELL NO NOANAKAKAOSKNKKKOOODOSKKSKSKS NO WAY. DONT DO THIS TO ME BENJAMIN STEVENSON NOOO

AAAAA A A A A AA A SHSNSJKSJSNSNSKSNSNSS OMG IM LOSING MY MIND THIS BOOK IS SO DRAMATIC ANAJAJSKSKSK

genuinely horrifying, nightmare scenario by the way. i think i would genuinely have a meltdown and panic attack after being locked in a safe idk how ernest is writing A WHOLE BOOK in one 😭

bryce is so fascinating

gabriel is SUCH a sinner bro 😭😭😭😭 go preach instead of being a bet bookie 💔

AAA GABRIEL IS TALKING AAAAAAAA i was lowkey hoping he'd stay mute though because it's a really interesting plot device but AYYAYAYAYA AAAA

father gabriel is a thief it seems. no self restraint like the roman catholic kind 💖💖💖💖💖

hi so my stupid school laptop wasnt working and i couldnt update as i read so i'm just gonna post all the updates at once. anyway: if i were in this scenario i'd be stealing the bank's cash too tbh 😭 lmfao juliette is so real

"But at least I'm sure you won't lie to me again. Because now we know who'd win in a fight" CLOCK IT JULIETTE 🤏🤏🤏🤏 CLOCK ITTTT

cordelia and laverna were SOOO wrong for that.. did benjamin stevenson get inspired by r/illnessfakers for this part 😭

the way i was already suspecting the "sick girl isn't really sick" trope but didn't want to say it out loud bc i was scared people were going to hate on me for doubting cordelia

just... jesus christ 😭😭😭 how does this even happen to you ernest 😭😭😭😭😭😭

omg

OMFG I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY. OK a) the manner of bryce and edward's murders is INSANE im so curious as to what caused it and how they were even killed, i am ecstatically looking forward to the salon scene. b) I KNEW THIS WHOLE PRETENDING TO BE THE THIEF THING WOULD END UP GOING BADLY FOR ERNEST 😭💀 BRO IS SO COOKED I CANT EVEN

woah these deaths have been so unconventional lately tbh. bc wdym "He looks like ... a candle" juliette 😭😭😭

also michelle backstory goes crazy

well then call me a bank robber bc i'd honestly be just as critical lmao. i love being a critic

this code better be the one ernest 😭💀

bye bye remy ig 🙄

ernest how did you not notice remy literally bleeding out on the bathroom floor wtf 💔💔💔 remy was wrong for that though i will say. he kinda deserves to have a little bleeding out

awwww juliette talking about ernest without knowing the thief is now ernest is kinda sweet 😭😭😭 juliette x ernie 4ever ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹