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there's something interesting going on in the sentence structures like she writes a lot of sentences with two independent clauses without using a conjunction or semicolon

OH MY GOD??????:$;$/).&.!/

almost halfway through and I still have no idea what's going on... :/

literally so mad at my professor for spoiling this like BRO THIS WAS THE BEST CHAPTER

well now I want a guillotine necklace

passed the bechdel test here (just barely)

wild that it was just normal to kiss your dad on the lips

madame defarge my anti-aristocratic icon

young jerry’s an idiot

the absolute relief I felt when stryver decided not to propose 😭

currently SUFFERING through this because of class... why did I just read two incredibly verbose paragraphs about a rich french guy being fed chocolate by four servants dickens is such a yapper I hate it here

this is such a mess oh my god I hate it here