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I’m well aware this is of the time but … Levin you are 32 “enamored” by an 18 year old btw - I think it’s time you get a real job

okay but y’all can’t be doing that in the opera (I say this with extreme interest)

yearning over email is top tier idc idc

Why am I crying -spare meeee

This is actually really good also guys should wear aftershave

I think I figured out the twist already -guys this is gonna be crazyyyy

I can’t tell if this is a corny book or I just hate the voice actor for the main character

Lowkey guessed the twist but it’s okay

I’m living for the Baltimore references tbh - DEEP CREEK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jude this man is willing to die for you …of course he loves you let’s not be fooled

sweetest punishment and villain???? it’s over.

Jude realizing how close she is to becoming Madoc…how close she is to being everything she’s despised in him. And he knows it.

no because Oak being a 'leash kid' confirmed is just the best character detail that makes me giggle.

Katniss trying to figure out the strategy behind everything and analyzing it all to bits (not analyzing how she feels about peeta other than ‘hoping someone else finishes the job for her’)

oh my sweet teenage girl you need therapy so fucking bad

Carmen: dealing with her entire family dynamics being altered
Tibby: trying to understand the meaning of life
Lena: realizing attention isn’t always bad
Bridget: *just straight up harassing a guy in college while she is 16 years old and this poor guy just wants her to relax*

I already have so much appreciation for this perfect pair of jeans because girlhood is really about finding magical jeans… sigh

I’m sobbing “don’t make your life about the loss. Make it about the love” she’s just a little girl!!!

“Stay” its giving Peeta and Katniss so bad rn like im going to start pulling my hair out of my skull.

White British people gentrifying/appropriating magic too… oh I bet

cinema truly (I’m watching this unfold ln real time)

it’s one small room obviously

I’ll be so honest… the twist was lost on me because I can’t tell the difference between the names Kaden and Rafe.

someone is dying and she’s talking about how she wishes she could be his sweater- be so serious rn

Cyrus being the most painful yearner of all time

Ali Hazelwood you are constantly freaky and I just have to respect it - nobody is doing this shit like you cause what the hell!

This is like avengers endgame fr
Tyson showing up is like when captain America used Thor’s hammer

Guys I’m tweaking rn why is Sally Jackson the literal Josh Allen of the novel series