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Carmen: dealing with her entire family dynamics being altered
Tibby: trying to understand the meaning of life
Lena: realizing attention isn’t always bad
Bridget: *just straight up harassing a guy in college while she is 16 years old and this poor guy just wants her to relax*

I already have so much appreciation for this perfect pair of jeans because girlhood is really about finding magical jeans… sigh

I’m sobbing “don’t make your life about the loss. Make it about the love” she’s just a little girl!!!

“Stay” its giving Peeta and Katniss so bad rn like im going to start pulling my hair out of my skull.

White British people gentrifying/appropriating magic too… oh I bet

cinema truly (I’m watching this unfold ln real time)

it’s one small room obviously

I’ll be so honest… the twist was lost on me because I can’t tell the difference between the names Kaden and Rafe.

someone is dying and she’s talking about how she wishes she could be his sweater- be so serious rn

Cyrus being the most painful yearner of all time

Ali Hazelwood you are constantly freaky and I just have to respect it - nobody is doing this shit like you cause what the hell!

This is like avengers endgame fr
Tyson showing up is like when captain America used Thor’s hammer

Guys I’m tweaking rn why is Sally Jackson the literal Josh Allen of the novel series

Omg Clarice!!! Oh no Clarice….

“But these were New York water gods so I figured it was their instinct to get in my face” 10/10

I’m starting to sense that the ending to this book will ruin me

AnnaBeth is such a real girl bc I have the same train of thought with why she’s upset and calling Percy a coward. Like he’s soooo confused.

Okay lots happening prophet Rachel even knows some shit is gonna go down in NYC. I don’t think I’ve ever thought about the Empire State Building this much before.

Green apple or red apple … how about I rip the axis of hell apart

The concept of going to hell with a guy you hate but you really have a tiny crush on is so *chefs kiss*

Just watched a documentary on How to Rob a Bank so I can get into the mindset of Kaz over here

Kaz could have had a great career as a stand up comedian if he didn’t have such a lust for revenge and also money… trauma makes a great comedian.

I fuck with how real this book is getting

Rachel I gotta respect your game fr fr #alpha

“Where now sacagawea” is diabolical Annabeth… like omg she don’t want your man!!!!

Daedalus lowkey has my dream job …just straight up vibing in the middle of the labyrinth where nobody can bother him because he created it #legend #goat