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This is the funniest book I've ever read in my life and most of it is true... amazing

whooofff that 3rd act breakup had me ready to toss my phone across the room. I'm glad it was just one (horrifically long) chapter of it. Love this book <3

This is possibly the best book I've ever read in my life.

This is a freaking riot and I love it already

Very interesting bit about empathy and violence...

JFC.... "the maidens spent their final moments pleasing the heroes before being disemboweled in the streets."
OKAY. I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SATYRICAL COMEDY???

Well.... here we go.

I dnf fiction books like no ones business but apparently can't find it in myself to put this one down... I don't know why. There's nothing new in it. It's just anecdote after anecdote, shaming me constantly to clean up my desk, and organize my tax information better.... bleh. Okay so maybe I need to apply some of the teachings of the book rather than just intaking the information. You got me...