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Ah yes. Reclusive asian girl with no friends meets extroverted white guy with only superficial friends. A tale as old as time

Random sex everywhere

Random sex everywhere

Prison blah blah wife died blah blah she died with my best friends dick in her mouth blah blah and now apparently my new employer is a god???? And nothing really makes sense but ok I guess

What is even going on man

Uhhhh what?!

what's with white people calling their parents by their first name

Did he just call his mom fat

Holy shit

so true i also hate everyone in my english course

I too sicken of people after reading one self help book

Bread

The gingerbread man and my grandfather would get a long really well

i think if i had a superpower in this world i would be able to photosynthesize

Valid crashout

What a fun book (someone just died)

im the ultimate chud-maxxer

IT'S 900 PAGES WHY DOES IT NEED A SECOND BOOK

Oh god there better not be a second book

Is it almost over yet

This book is so goddamn long

roos is the original chud

I DONT CARE ABOUT ROOS

oh this is actually getting good

just finished part 1, here are some thoughts

1) EAD AND SABRAN FINALLY SOMETHING INTERESTING?!?!?
2) genuinely roos who cares about you (nobody)
3) pov loth finally has something interesting to happen to him
4) RIP kit you would have loved the japanese (haikus and earthquake protection)

all this talk about dragons bc ts dragging on OOOO bars

no wonder its a matriarchy, the men are so boring

this book is so overdue