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Celeste is 5% done with A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking

What a fun book (someone just died)

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Celeste is 10% done with Crime and Punishment

im the ultimate chud-maxxer

— Mar 19, 2026 07:05PM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 700 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

IT'S 900 PAGES WHY DOES IT NEED A SECOND BOOK

— Mar 18, 2026 09:15AM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 650 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

Oh god there better not be a second book

— Mar 18, 2026 08:43AM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 600 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

Is it almost over yet

— Mar 18, 2026 08:22AM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 500 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

This book is so goddamn long

— Mar 17, 2026 03:10PM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 450 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

roos is the original chud

— Mar 17, 2026 08:55AM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 400 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

I DONT CARE ABOUT ROOS

— Mar 17, 2026 07:38AM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 350 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

oh this is actually getting good

— Mar 14, 2026 09:50AM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 250 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

just finished part 1, here are some thoughts

1) EAD AND SABRAN FINALLY SOMETHING INTERESTING?!?!?
2) genuinely roos who cares about you (nobody)
3) pov loth finally has something interesting to happen to him
4) RIP kit you would have loved the japanese (haikus and earthquake protection)

— Mar 12, 2026 04:47AM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 220 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

all this talk about dragons bc ts dragging on OOOO bars

— Mar 09, 2026 07:22AM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 200 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

no wonder its a matriarchy, the men are so boring

— Mar 02, 2026 06:18AM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 130 of 848 of The Priory of the Orange Tree (The Roots of Chaos, #1)

this book is so overdue

— Feb 28, 2026 02:01PM Add a comment

Celeste is on page 90 of 320 of The Fabric of Civilization: How Textiles Made the World

— Feb 05, 2026 05:29AM Add a comment