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I hate them

Showing up to the sad book gets shocked im sad

read if you want to cry all the time

Saddest book ever

Oh geez I’ve already cried so much

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“All you can ever be is a weapon she can use” “then im honored to be the weapon in her hand” dare I say absolute cinema

Might be the best one yet smirk emoji smirk emoji

Really love the Greek inspiration like the labyrinth and the gays

Ugh

Where’s rocky

Gross

Yeah ok ig

Why is Kingfisher writing an astarion book and not a Halsin book

Lowk tired of these insta love stories why can’t they find each other to be originally nuisances

In my first year of college I saw a reel that said “I hate tall people what if they lick me on the head.” Thinking this would be a funny bit I mentioned to my, very new & not so good friends, and they thought it was hilarious.

Then one day at lunch I have a 2 hour long would you rathers about being a gingerbread house licked on the head. This is the very long winded saying of I fucking hate gingerbread.

A rom com cozy fantasy where the title is a dad joke?!? Ok yeah this is bars

jesus fucking christ (he is not in this)

#loveisreal

Holy five stars

Hate to sound like a bore but can we skip the sex and get to the interesting stuff, why is there so much of it

Ugh

Ah yes. Reclusive asian girl with no friends meets extroverted white guy with only superficial friends. A tale as old as time

Random sex everywhere