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This story is soooooo unserious and I can't get enough of it

page 1 and Nico is getting therapy, thank god

the playlist with excessive amounts of Taylor Swift before the book even starts was not a good omen, and now there's maybe a dead body buried on the Christmas tree farm??

I'll give this one a chance but I can't help make fun of it a little bit too

"Dignity leaves me and I begin to whimper like a dog."

Big news for fans of men whimpering and bleeding out in the snow 👏

<spoiler> Two naked and pretty men alone in a room: 🙂
One page later: ☹️ </spoiler>

<spoiler>"I am chosen tenth. Tenth out of one thousand"
I did the test best out of anybody ever because I am the smartest to ever exist despite being raised in the mines, I am just so smart </spoiler>

<spoiler>"After a while of watching me, he stands and punches me in the face."</spoiler>
?????????????

"He reaches for the card to see its face, but I shove it in my mouth before he can take hold of it. Dancer watches me chew on the paper. I swallow and pull the remaining card from the bowl and toss it at him."
??!?!!!?!!??!
HE JUST EATS THE CARD???!!?!

Andrew and Niel being violent has me giddy and kicking my feet

""Are you stupid?" Seth asked.
"Yeah,' Niel said."

the Most Protagonist Ever

I'm choosing to believe this is just what real life sports teams are like.

I blame this entirely on Talys.

so far this chaos unfolding on page is literally just what happens when you get 2 autistic people in a room together

NEVERMIND, ABORT, ABORT

*spoilers!*

FAKE MARRIAGE AU??? OHOHOHOHOOHHOHO

Despite only getting tiny crumbs of Aled from Heartstopper, he's still my favorite character from it.
But this, T H I S is a buffet. Soft voiced Aled, drunk Aled, sleepy Aled, pulling his sleeves over his hands Aled.....i lo, i love him,so much Orz

"I pushed him down the stairs!" he says.
"I always thought that was an accident, " I say softly.

"You hated me," he says again, more softly.
"Yeah... but I wouldn't have let anyone hurt you."

"If he touches you," Baz murmurs, "I'm eviscerating him."

"What a ridiculous creature. Happy that I put butter on his sandwich. As if I wouldn't make the world skin backwards if I thought he'd like it better that way."

Oh now this... this is beautiful. finally communicating, we love to see it

"Don't do this. Don't do this to me, love."

wake me up WAKE ME UP INSIDE i can't wake uWAKEMEUPSINSIDEESAVEMEE

"I think you'd like this house better than the one in Hampshire. It isn't haunted, for one. And the lighting is better."

"You could come sleep on the sofa with me, if you'd like. There's not actually ROOM for you on the sofa, but there's no room for me either. I wouldn't be any less comfortable with you here."

"Goodnight.
Good morning.
I miss you."

Basil's messages are just (;ω;)

The mental image of Basil getting bowled over by his suitcase magically flying all the way from another city had me cackling at 4AM

I'm wary of this sequel, but Baz teaching Simon how to drive oml

Also I've done the unforgivable and chopped up the dust jacket to hang the cover on my wall--the artist does so good on these, the texture in the brush is 👌🏻

"omg they were roommates"

"And I'm hopelessly in love with him."

Oh, Y E S

"And I'm hopelessly in love with him."

Oh, Y E S

oh.....OH