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He’s really whinny. Idk might come back might DNF

“I am surrounded by beautiful women. But all I can think about is this slow fucking hockey players with a weak backhand.” -Ilya from heated rivalry

I am just a girl trying to fill the Ilya and Shane sized whole in my life.

I know there might be more books after this but this is the last one I impulse bought ln audible. Aka imma be done after this.

Time to get this over with

Omg this is giving real “family stone” vibes. I don’t think I’ve even laughed out loud at a book so many times before this.

Omg Nickolai is so unhinged why am I laughing

The FMC is giving major “I’m not like other girls, I’m a cool hockey girl with a podcast.” Omg betch.

Oh gawd I don’t know if I can do this. I read the back of the book to see if I might get better. I’m sorely disappointed to report it’s a second chance romance with a could that’s already engaged. Omg.

Omg this is soooooo good

Wait what a book from my actual TBR. I know new year, new me.

I will come back this one. I think I like not knowing what’s going yo happened more especially with the show.

Omg the writing is so good omg

Oh this is going to be a good one

I was told you can skip the first book and these are all interconnected standalones so here we go

Is she masturbating with her mind? Is she a robot?

If I could describe this book in one sentence: The world’s first feminist is a noisy midwife who is scared of her own horse and wants to take down the patriarchy aka her landlord. Hahah when I say it like that it sounds like I don’t like the book. And I do, I’m just waiting or the other show to drop.

Hmmmmmmm so far this is very boring

We just got to get through this. You know why. Because I’m a finisher. I finish things. But three characters just died and I was sad but did not shed a tear or ever get choked up. So that’s how this is going.

Let’s get this over with so I can read the book club books.

Okay time to get this over with. I had to get the audiobook to even care enough to continue.

Oh ya much better version of Addie la rue

Ya this is The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue but with a less whinny and immature main character.

This is the way better version of The Secret life of Addie LaRue.

Am I really hitting a mine field of good books or am I just rating everything a 5? Idk to be determined.

Omg so cute

Hahahaha OH MY GOD YAAAAAS

I want to be aunt Ethel

A lot less graphic so far

And I didn’t even read the trigger warnings hehe

Might DNF can’t tell where this is going