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i feel like i’m doing absolute mental gymnastics reading this but i also can’t put it down

the problem with john marrs is no matter how much i fucking hate everyone in this book i really need to keep going

this is not interesting so far hi these people are all so annoying

i massively underestimated how difficult it would be to read this without proper formatting. lord help me

by this logic kangaroos are the enemy. interesting. my thing with books like this is it just reminds me of lord of the flies stop acting like mf fools PLEASE

i hate when editors pull out stuff that literally explains the meaning of the book…

well yes sending four people to their graves would be enough to turn the pope to drink

okay yall pissing me the fuck off by now

jesus christ

holy cow everybody i’m INVESTED

me when i ban humans from driving cars why would we do that

oh judge lyman what a beautiful man you are. i love court depictions man the mock trial nerd in me is still there LMFAO

i am so fucking upset “i love you, i know that you love me, but every time we see each other, we see what happened, and neither one of us will ever move forward if we are always looking back”

wow this fucking sucks and by that i mean it’s really good

i’m sorry it’s just so dense and long and i really hope to come back someday but now i can’t do it

oh

i’ve had this on hold for like a year now and i can confirm it is the greatest plane read to ever exist. and this one fucking hurts ughskdjdkjfeh

i don’t even know lord how is this not the end

road trip audiobook at recommendation of my grandma and im surprised im very intrigued

im getting whiplash and i only have two days to finish this

this is lowkey why when people say something is “just a rumor” we don’t believe them

im getting annoyed i don’t give a flying duck about ron fisk or the senator of mississippi

not really convinced that f. clyde hardin is THE MAN per se but go ahead LMAO

genuinely can you imagine …

to be honest this might be too morally corrupt and devastating for me atm

here’s to becoming radicals and crusaders

this church guy is a HERO. rich people are so weird

takes me back !! fascinating

“who would dream that one can love without being crushed under the weight of it?” kill me

my sauerkraut is not a threat to national security!!