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this church guy is a HERO. rich people are so weird

takes me back !! fascinating

“who would dream that one can love without being crushed under the weight of it?” kill me

my sauerkraut is not a threat to national security!!

in a rush today unfortunately

ughhhhhaksjdhdkdhd stupid young men enlisting quietly & shipping off & writing letters home to apologize for leaving …..

wait lowkey i AM intrigued now YAY

yeah i lowkey don’t enjoy not knowing what’s going on

i don’t know why i’m reading this only now sixth grade me would have been obsessed

oh what the fuck made me cry again

don’t piss me off. why the hell are we victim blaming this isn’t funny

“you can’t love me. you shouldn’t love me.” can we stop

jesus :(

started crying in the dining hall at the thought of losing one of my siblings. hahaha

oh my lord

i LOVE modern adaptations i am so excited ab this

wow that was kind of life changing

currently feeling like a terrible person. also what the fuck is wrong with some ppl

can someone just tell me wtf alice did so we can move on to the imminent demise of half the island

given my recent obsession with the hunting wives i really think anything is possible LMFAO

“is this his number?” “…this is my phone.”
anyway, all of you are seriously pissing me off. please

pissed off because SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD charlie is drinking WITH HIS PARENTS and it’s a friday night in college and im not going out. then i flipped the page and realized i was reading smut in the dining hall. please stop

mmmmmmm don’t ever legally vouch for your family. also, i just learned holsinger is a PROFESSOR AT UVA ???

STOP DOING THAT

ai? in my house? in my car? in my military? STOP. ugh this from an outside perspective i already DO feel more insane

i’ve seen enough vehicle accidents in my life that i am so thoroughly freaked out

mmm intriguing

i kind of really just don’t care …

started crying on the plane this is how i thought committing to university was going to feel