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Johanna Epp is 86% done with Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
I chip away at this whenever I need something to do…honestly don’t know why though bc there are so many other fanfics I’d rather read and this one is written in the most odd narrative. It’s not first person, it’s not just 3rd person, it’s 3rd person limited and past tense. It’s almost too evident how present the fan writing it was…I’m out of ways to explain it but I’ve committed to finishing atp
Jan 20, 2026 03:46PM Add a comment
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love

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Johanna Epp is 87% done with Dawnbringer (Tempris, #3)
Coming to the end and there are still sooo many loose ends so ofc that means I’ll be waiting another year+ for book 4😪😪 but that’s ok bc more ppl need to hear abt this series, it’s so good
Sep 21, 2025 06:33PM Add a comment
Dawnbringer (Tempris, #3)

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Johanna Epp is 71% done with Dawnbringer (Tempris, #3)
I thought this might just be a trilogy but given all of the open ends and the pace at which they’re being tied up (or more like not tied up) there will 100% need to be another book YAY
Sep 12, 2025 09:16AM Add a comment
Dawnbringer (Tempris, #3)

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Johanna Epp is 65% done with Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
I just can’t get past the context that it’s narrated in. I don’t mind that it’s 100% Draco’s pov (honestly a fan) but I don’t like how there are bits of narration from a third party but still sounding like it’s Draco, and then Hermione always being referred to as Granger as if that’s her actual name, no matter the context (idk how to explain, you have to read it to get it)
Aug 22, 2025 07:34PM Add a comment
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love

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Johanna Epp is 23% done with Dawnbringer (Tempris, #3)
Ok so this is the latest book, I was worried for a sec that she wasn’t going to write a 3rd because I couldn’t find ANYTHING or anyone online who had even heard of the series but here we are. Hear me out, I feel like this is what it would be like to read TOG as it came out book for book…it’s seeming like it’s going to be a LONG series and the energy is so similar, I’m in love.
Aug 14, 2025 10:42AM Add a comment
Dawnbringer (Tempris, #3)

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Johanna Epp is starting Shardless (Tempris, #1)
Picked this little baddie the other day for a quick browse and now I’m sucked into a full reread — I remember being so obsessed and then sad when I finished hook 2 because I didn’t realize it was an unfinished series! Book 3 just came out a month ago LFG
Aug 01, 2025 07:05AM Add a comment
Shardless (Tempris, #1)

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Johanna Epp is 71% done with Breath Mints / Battle Scars
Got 71% through and set it down. TBH think I’ll go back and finish it but it just wasn’t doing it for me. This version of Draco(while I’ll admit is a change to the usual and could see why that could be appealing to some)is just not my beloved Draco and the traditional Hermione. Not these depressed creatures:/
Jul 20, 2025 11:27AM Add a comment
Breath Mints / Battle Scars

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Johanna Epp is 65% done with Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
Okay okay update, been reading this for the last two months by the pool. Don’t love don’t hate. I never feel compelled to pick it up and it doesn’t keep me so sucked in that I can’t put it down BUT I’m too invested to not finish it, I’ve DNF’d too many books recently. I need to see this one out. Draco just found out abt her project, finally.The book is desperate for some plot or some smut. Idc which
Jul 20, 2025 11:23AM 2 comments
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love

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Johanna Epp is 30% done with Breath Mints / Battle Scars
Somehow I started this book and just ended up 30% of the way done…don’t know how or when…but here I am. Apologies to my current reads, I love you and I’m coming back, I promise!!
Mar 23, 2025 07:14PM Add a comment
Breath Mints / Battle Scars

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Johanna Epp is 30% done with The Slight Edge
Still only about 40% though but crazy that bringing up this book and one of the examples in it very well could have been what secured me my job. It’s an amazing book not only to read but to channel to everyday. I do my best to remind myself of the slight edge tactic so that I stay on track to meet goals!
Mar 17, 2025 11:09PM Add a comment
The Slight Edge

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Johanna Epp is on page 20 of 311 of The Handmaid’s Tale (The Handmaid's Tale, #1)
Just starting out…I also love that I have absolutely no clue what to expect. Being in booktok and friends with so many readers I rarely have the opportunity to go i fo a book as blind as this.
Feb 26, 2025 02:22PM Add a comment
The Handmaid’s Tale (The Handmaid's Tale, #1)

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Johanna Epp is 70% done with The Auction (Rights and Wrongs, #3)
Ugh this fic is absolutely phenomenal. I love dramione obviously, but special shout out to this version of Narcissa Malfoy, I absolutely love her!! Sad to almost be done with this series but excited to see what happens!
Feb 15, 2025 07:02PM Add a comment
The Auction (Rights and Wrongs, #3)

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Johanna Epp is 3% done with The Auction (Rights and Wrongs, #3)
Officially back on a Dramione kick…who knows how long this one will last 🫣🙂‍↕️
Feb 08, 2025 10:34PM Add a comment
The Auction (Rights and Wrongs, #3)

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Johanna Epp is on page 244 of 640 of Iron Flame (The Empyrean, #2)
Could be an unpopular opinion but so far I’m liking this book more than book 1…just feels a bit more realistic and slightly less predictable
Jan 21, 2025 05:04PM Add a comment
Iron Flame (The Empyrean, #2)

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Johanna Epp is starting The Auction (Rights and Wrongs, #3)
Late night decision to start book 3 of the rights and wrongs series !! I truly couldn’t tell you much detail of the first two books but I could 100% describe the overflowing serotonin in my veins ugh it was to this day one of my favorite book(s) based on ~vibes~ only. Like a book where I don’t need to remember the plot to remember loving it. That said, this is likely to be different…heartbreaking?? We’ll see!
Dec 28, 2024 12:17AM Add a comment
The Auction (Rights and Wrongs, #3)

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Johanna Epp is 95% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)
About to finish the first one in the duology and am feeling 3.5⭐️ right now, especially when thinking about binding/keeping 13…

Trying to keep myself from comparing Joey and Aoife to Johnny and Shannon because they are SO different in every way. This duology is good, just not as lightened up by side characters as I’d hoped, like Binding 13 was!

All this said, I’m excited for book two when paths cross!
Dec 10, 2024 02:20PM Add a comment
Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

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Johanna Epp is 6% done with Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)
Diving into Joey and Aoife <3
Nov 24, 2024 06:43PM Add a comment
Saving 6 (Boys of Tommen, #3)

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Johanna Epp is 76% done with Keeping 13 (Boys of Tommen, #2)
At that point where I’m sad that it’s almost over 🥲
Nov 17, 2024 10:04PM Add a comment
Keeping 13 (Boys of Tommen, #2)

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Johanna Epp is on page 2 of 938 of Keeping 13 (Boys of Tommen, #2)
The first sentence of this book was the same as the last sentence of the prior book…not sure I’ve ever seen an author do that! A chapter, yes but not a whole new book. I feels like I just turned the page and kept reading 😂
Nov 10, 2024 09:19PM Add a comment
Keeping 13 (Boys of Tommen, #2)

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Johanna Epp is starting Children of Fallen Gods (The War of Lost Hearts, #2)
Paused my read because the first book in the series was so Heir of Fire coded that I went back and reread the entire TOG series… three months later, finished all 8 books, so happy sad to be done but excited to get back to DONW !:) Just need a little break from Aelin-like FMC’s before i dive back in. I’d hate to be comparing Tessanah to Aelin the whole time!
Nov 06, 2024 09:00PM Add a comment
Children of Fallen Gods (The War of Lost Hearts, #2)

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Johanna Epp is 60% done with Yellowface
Frankly, I am only finishing this because I am curious to see what all of the hype was about. I picked up this book because it was top of the charts for a minute and while I understand it isn’t my normal go-to type book, I still don’t understand the hype. It’s decent writing but the plot (realistic fiction) is dry to me. It had potential at first but I’m quite bored. Normally I would DNF this read…
Jul 20, 2024 10:06PM Add a comment
Yellowface

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Johanna Epp is on page 141 of 520 of Daughter of No Worlds (The War of Lost Hearts, #1)
So far I’m loving it—abt 17 chapters in and I’m eager for more! Didn’t read the prequel so I’m a bit in the dark but I think I prefer it that way:)
Jul 05, 2024 10:40AM Add a comment
Daughter of No Worlds (The War of Lost Hearts, #1)

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