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What an asshole dad. Fuck this guy. Like what type of name is ReGiNalD anyways.

Ok, this book is making me hate “B” names. I hat them so much there’s only one acceptable “B” name these characters should be called.

“Aislinn stuck her tongue out, and Fia matched it. Soon they devolved into making faces at each other, which is what Hakon walked into when he entered with luncheon.”

I love the friendship between Fia and Aislinn, it reminds me very much of my own friendships, particularly this😂

I do not think, that this will work out the way Hakon would like……

She has no council to handle matters for her, the lordship will literally fall apart without Aislinn. She unfortunately cannot afford to throw the day away.

I will stress this again, SET UP A F*CKING COUNCIL! It will make life so much easier.

Never mind, this is better than a brawl. This is awesome. Gimme gimme 😂😈😂💕

“… the life of Liege Darrow could bring her only misery…. Hakon wouldn’t stand for it any longer.”

Oooh, buddy. No. No no no. Oof, that’s a fumble. I understand you think that this will make her happy, but maybe helping her delegate and reinstate heads of departments might help. Because she does NOT want to give this position up.

I’m not going to cry at work. I’m not going to cry at work. I’m not going to cry at work. I’m not going to cry at work. I’m not going to cry at work. I’m not going to cry at work.

If I say it enough, maybe it will be true. Or you know, maybe I’ll put the book down and avoid crying completely😂😭

This is hitting me right where I struggle. Oof. Actually. Feels like I got sucker punched and I’m gasping for air😮‍💨 gotta do deep breathing exercises now😂

Me chanting ‘Brawl! Brawl! Brawl!’ All while knowing that Hakon will 100% loose this fight. Probably. But it would be cool to see it, even if it doesn’t end well….
I suppose it just makes me a ‘bad’ reader😂

Mr. ‘I’ll tell everyone that orc mating customs dictate giving gifts to show devotion’ is surprised when he is given a gift and is to oblivious to see it😂 I have laughed way to hard

Brenna needs to FUCKING GO.

Don’t trust her as far as I can throw her.

Oh, oh no.

I fear I am undiagnosed.
This hits waaaayyyy too close to home.
I am shitting my pants.
They literally just copy and pasted my experiences with anxiety. Well, off I go to find a therapist now……

“That was how, before making camp for the night a mile out of town, Sorcha took part in a great raccoon emancipation.”

This.
Is.
ADORABLE ✨💕💖

Lanson gives off “not trustworthy” vibes sooooo hard. I trust Wolf more. Kinda hate Huntyr, she’s so, obtuse, unobservant, and dense. I will admit, she’s a total badass, but, her god given common sense is lacking and ability to detect basic decency is… not a radar to trust. Look who raised her.

“She turned my scars into stars…”

I’m going to cry. And not like a couple tears. Full on sobbing.

Oh, Henry, how does it feel to be wrong and reap the consequences?

Well. F*ck.

This did not go according to plan.
For anyone🙃😂

Are you f*cking kidding me? What the hell.
What. The. Actual. Hell.

F*ck this shit 🖕

I am so mad.

Harlow’s going to kill someone. Very, very, bloodily. I hope she does, because I’m SO mad. Like what the f*ck. 💢😭🤬

Oh my god girl, what are you doing?!?!

Oh, good lord, Harlow is going to make some trouble for herself 😅 definitely more than she bargained for

“If you’re looking for sympathy, go find Mandsy.”
He glares at me. “Sympathy is not what I want from you, Alosa.”

GODAYUM🥵 holy shit Riden.

Is there going to be a tea party with Creep?!?!
It’s….. kinda cute??? I still hate dolls so I’m torn

Also…. Fuck Isadora. Super sus. Probably Priscilla’s mom.

The weird sentient house just HAD to manifest as a creepy ass doll, who does creepy ass shit. I HATE dolls. And the reason why I’m up so late is because I’m thoroughly creeped out by you guessed it…. The sentient house/possessed-doll named Creep.

What a bunch of cuties!

All righty then, we soldier on to book three 🫡

LUCKY!!!! *yelled like the name “Alvin” from Alvin and the Chipmunks*

Hate this plot device beyond compare😡

🙏 good lord, give me the strength to get through the rest of this reread so I can read the next book I haven’t read yet.

All right Bitches, let’s ride this roller coaster.

Or maybe Dom’s the idiot, for not telling her everything, she definitely would’ve made different decisions if she knew everything. But also…. At least she understands that she’s making bad decisions