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Yayaya we're so back hell yeah!!!!!!! 🥰🥰

4 stories in and this is waaaay better than bitch ass Autumncrow High

oh jesus christ

fuck this book fuck this baka life i hate this

The antagonist in this book is *also* named Dennis?! what are the chances!

man fuck this book

"He couldn't say no, and maybe that gave him the right to show us his ass."

i'm munchin' this shit, bruh.

Literary edging.

thriller? I truly disagree

i truly hate this

"Most American Porta-Potties were covered with sophomoric cartoons that vaguely resembled huge breasts or penises." Thank you for the history lesson, Daniel.

"Christ, the shit was getting thick. He was drowning in it. Richards saw a sudden fantasy-cartoon: Man falls into outhouse hole and drowns in pink shit that smells like Chanel No. 5. The kicker: It still tastes like shit." I love when Steve just writes some shit 🥰

WHAT?!! :0

"...it isn't that the Russells are particularly interesting. They're just particularly nearby."

It's good, just much more French than I was expecting

Dorian you slimy snake you!

An Aron Beauregard tale with **zero** gore?? is that even possible! :0 😳

Just let a girl shit! She's helping you, don't sass her!

"*Last Countess Falka* ... currently my nomination for the worst novel in the English language." - John Fowles
How brutal!!

NOT THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!!! 🥺

woah :0!

I am already *fascinated*

Think of the Huey Lewis and The News rambles from American Psycho but waay more boring

Aww Basil you gay bastard you 🥰🥰🥰

Elevation, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself *from elimination!* The time has come... for you to lip sync... for... your... *life!* Good luck, and *don't* fuck it up.

awww (mostly) girl power 🎉🥰‼️

Is it mean that I imagine the groundskeeper as Dampé from Zelda?

God so many characters! But besides that oh I'm hooked!!