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Sigh. Bassander Lin would have had this situation solved in 20 minutes. Give him his cane and a gun and he and Lorian would wipe the floor with these SOM’s

Aint no way i just agreed with a member of the CHANTRY…desperate times indeed

Hadrian do NOT go back to William this feels like going back to the most toxic ex imaginable

“Your great grandmother died-“ OH GOOD. I HAD ALMOST BEGUN TO THINK WE WOULD FORGET ABT GANNYS EYEBALLS FOR AN ENTIRE BOOK!!!

‘And struck’ WE ALL JUMPED FOR JOY WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS PACING AROUND MY ROOM LEAPING I MEAN IT WITH MY WHOLE HEART GOD BLESS AMERICA, FUCK THE SOLLAN EMPIRE AND GOD BLESS HADRIAN ANAXANDER MARLOWE

“What are you doing on the floor’ hey so……how about we all shut up for a second

Thank you Keefe for giving me the tools necessary to debate my father about systematic and cultural oppression

Hadrian and Bassander are getting along BOOO BORRINGGG SNOREEEEEE make them fistfight pls i beg

Hadrian be like ‘listen i dont know who you are, reader, nor do i really care.’

Well damn….i wish i could say the same but im on book five of ur sad little life so that says smth abt me i guess.

‘He could have kissed you.’ LORIAN I KNEW YOU WERE A FREAK….

Hey so this would have been my final crashout

Page 2 and we already talking abt dead granny again. Who would have thought!

Hes out there…lurking. I sense a an imminent Bassander Lin comeback on the horizon, ladies and gentlemen

Calling it now the time travel magic is gonna make it so that he actually doesnt lose his sword and in some future hook thats gonna come in clutch

Ilex being like ‘why didnt u save him?” Girl be for real u just said two pages ago Hadrian can barely stand. Which one is it???

‘I pick clarke”. Ok ill stop but genuinely so thankful Lorian gets to live…the rest of yall um idgaf

Mhaedros and Hadrian would have much in common to talk abt rn….

Get the gingers out of MY office im sick and tired of this imperial bs propaganda

Hadrian ‘run the fade’ Marlowe eating up this final battle like my ass during thanksgiving dinner

‘Language’ BASSANDER LIN YOU ARE NOT CAPTAIN AMERICA NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE. let the dude curse i would be too if i saw that shit

‘You are the only mystery i have left-‘ WRAP IT UP. I SAID CUT THE CAMERAS DEADASS!

“My LEFT hand.” Oh chat we are so back…

Lorian and Valka are are proof that Ruocchio can create great side characters that i actually gaf abt. Crim is also up there for me and pallino and switch but everyone else???? Oh who is you?

As soon as they started talking about ancient generals i KNEW my #1 Goat would show up. Hannibal u live rent free in everyones minds.

One of the few books ive ever read that actually manages to be terrifying, then hadrian drops crazy cielcin lore like alien mpreg and i am stunned back to reality

Pallino making frutti di mare for the crew ignited the italian patriotism in me once again

Clock that mf’s privilege Valka. Clock it!!!

I think Hadrian would benefit from explicit instruction when dealing as an emissary with the Cielcin, thank you archer hughes article for changing my life can you tell I’m an adolescent education major yet???