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Feisty nobody with extremely rare light magic grows into the symbol of resistance after meeting tall dark and handsome baddie with super-powerful shadow magic.

Sounds familiar? Sure does.
(Can these romantasy writers please take a page from another book?)

Favorite quote so far:

If it doesn’t bleed, it’s not food.”

Even if this book turns out for the worse, it will still have the Most. Epic. Cover. Ever.

*Please don't be a disappointment*

This seemed perfect for some light reading and did not disappoint up to 3 quarters of the book.
It was a goofy, fun parody of your standard epic fantasy quest. I liked it! I liked the main character too. The story was a bit wacky, but the humorous writing made me forget that.

And then it turned into a sex fest. It's been chapters now and it's still a sex fest. I'm glad to say it's almost over. Disappointing.