Oliver > Recent Status Updates

uuugaaahhhh good book but i feel like i'm not going to have much to say when i'm done, like it's like Well Written and flows well

......goodreads dark mode on the phone??? what did amazon do this time that they need to push changes to get attention off them?

still at the 'introducing the stakes' part of the story

six seven- *gets shot*

"i will not even allow overlord trazyn to be punished for it, since i will not be denied my rights of feud. i wish to see his face when i beat him to the tomb. want him to know i have bested him." this is what warhammer gatekeepers are hiding from you

oh worm goodreads has half and quarter stars now????? i'm too lazy to go back and change my ratings but rest assured these books don't know what's coming for 'em

reading slump recovering patient

this IS as good as they say i'm just having a bad slump right now

bahahahahah he's gonna sue the fuck out of orikan lmaooooo

forgot to mark reading, excited for necron yaoi

i don't like the 'short fantasy race gets to be the butt of the joke' weirdness that's going on... surely we have better bits

is the rest of book like this as well................... 😔

no sorry kingfisher... i'm not buying your aasimar oc........ the writing quality plummeted after his introduction because we're so god damned focused on the Flirting and Tension but there's none and i just want to see a fucking heist. can't believe i'm reading a himbo aasimar in big 26

i really enjoy reading about the other spawns, more than astarion himself tbh. but almost halfway through the book and the aasimar character in the blurb hasn't even made a bleep yet

really want to know what a non bg3 player thinks of the book, like if they're just a fan of the author and wants to read all of their new releases

this just makes me want a lae'zel or wyll book. it will never happen though the typical bg3 fandom literally don't get them. we're more likely to see a shadowheart book (which honestly would be VERY similar to this considering their backgrounds) than anything else

mmmm i like the writing but describing something as 'spartan' in a forgotten realms setting is mmmmmmmm

is this the time to confess that i don't even like astarion that much, i just want to see what wotc is up to with the bg3 characters. expectation is pretty low for me let's see it

corin's a little fuck ass rat (derogatory)

what the fuck are you talking about

aaaaaaaah i don't really care for corin... also there's so much telling

let's find out if this is rightfully disliked shall we

"i'll simply make you listen with ~gun~" admirable

no fucking shit "you're being affected by (his) pheromone response" i'm choosing to think that this is no longer canon because HAHAHHAHAHA oh my fucking god coughing laughing dying 'he's so angry right now...... you'd know because you can smell his pheromones....... be aware' like are we so dead ass HAHAHa and to think that it's straight women that writes like this in current year

i really want to stop whining about the way women are written but DAE when the feminine body is inherently sexual??? i can't help but think of sex when i see them??? women are so beauty i want to have sex with them??? sex guys???? se

"he hoped she had strong sons and pretty daughters" bro you could've easily fixed this by saying 'wise daughters' how did you read back your own writing and not realize that oh my god i never want to go back to year 2011

this kind of transhumanism is why i'm so attracted to the adeptus mechanicus it's so delicious oh my godddddddd praise the omnissiah