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Ethan Ahrend is 9% done with The Things She Carried: A Cultural History of the Purse in America
OOOO an object history told through narrative and evocation? Sign me up!
Jul 23, 2026 06:28AM 1 comment
The Things She Carried: A Cultural History of the Purse in America

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is 88% done with They Hate Each Other
Had to pause bc of listening hours 🫠 but if I was ever told "you're so cold bc you give everyone else all your warmth. You're like a fireplace that makes everyone comfortable and cozy" ID DIE LIKE IM SORRY DONT EVER PERCEIVE ME??
Jul 16, 2026 05:56AM Add a comment
They Hate Each Other

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is 64% done with They Hate Each Other
Listening to this book made me realize every single one of my relationship dynamics have been the same and I fear I'm Jonah every time
Jun 26, 2026 01:13PM Add a comment
They Hate Each Other

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is 33% done with They Hate Each Other
This is the enemies to lovers book I needed as a gay 18 year old
Jun 25, 2026 09:40AM Add a comment
They Hate Each Other

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Ethan Ahrend is 74% done with Giovanni’s Room
Had to pause and update bc wdym they went back and forth saying "what's your beef?" "I have no beef" in this 1950s Parisian gay shit
Jun 23, 2026 08:39AM Add a comment
Giovanni’s Room

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Ethan Ahrend is 52% done with Giovanni’s Room
So like this makes me sad
Jun 22, 2026 05:44PM Add a comment
Giovanni’s Room

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is 30% done with Giovanni’s Room
Oh wow lil Greeley gay me did not expect to be molly whopped by this one
Jun 21, 2026 09:52AM Add a comment
Giovanni’s Room

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Ethan Ahrend is 76% done with Solito
Wow that last chapter made me break out into tears zoo wee mama!
Jun 18, 2026 10:18AM Add a comment
Solito

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is 52% done with Solito
Man was hating on Mexican horchata until he had some tacos and chilaquiles 😭😭 the second half of this book is only 3 chapters? Hello? Mom I'm scared
Jun 17, 2026 10:13AM Add a comment
Solito

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is 11% done with Solito
(Spotify Audiobook)

This is going to destroy me
Jun 12, 2026 07:28AM Add a comment
Solito

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is on page 55 of 184 of Charlotte’s Web
Queer count - 4

I would also get Fern checked out by a doctor bc wdym she's talking with the animals
Jun 11, 2026 03:09PM Add a comment
Charlotte’s Web

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is on page 24 of 184 of Charlotte’s Web
Queer Count - 2

Every time I read Mr/Mrs Zuckerberg, I accidentally read Mark -.-
Jun 09, 2026 06:52PM Add a comment
Charlotte’s Web

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Ethan Ahrend is on page 164 of 180 of The Great Gatsby
Wow I really didn't listen at all in class circa 2015 bc wdym Wilson walked around New York, learned about Gatsby's yellow coupe, and then FIRED SHOTS?
Jun 03, 2026 05:47PM Add a comment
The Great Gatsby

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is on page 147 of 180 of The Great Gatsby
Okay so I actually hate both Daisy and Gatsby bc wtf??
Jun 03, 2026 09:15AM Add a comment
The Great Gatsby

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is on page 98 of 180 of The Great Gatsby
Daisy I kind of hate you
May 29, 2026 10:51AM Add a comment
The Great Gatsby

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is on page 82 of 180 of The Great Gatsby
Oh... I might be Jay Gatsby.... like all the buzzfeed quizzes alr said that in 2016 but damn
May 29, 2026 10:09AM Add a comment
The Great Gatsby

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is on page 60 of 180 of The Great Gatsby
Everyone just weird
May 29, 2026 08:45AM Add a comment
The Great Gatsby

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is on page 38 of 180 of The Great Gatsby
Oh so everybody fuckin everybody
May 29, 2026 08:00AM Add a comment
The Great Gatsby

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is on page 23 of 180 of The Great Gatsby
Ummm so what's up w the racism
May 28, 2026 09:30PM Add a comment
The Great Gatsby

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is on page 386 of 443 of Red, White & Royal Blue (Red, White & Royal Blue, #1)
Skylar should stfu bc I finished a chapter :)
Jun 13, 2025 06:48PM Add a comment
Red, White & Royal Blue (Red, White & Royal Blue, #1)

Ethan Ahrend
Ethan Ahrend is on page 292 of 443 of Red, White & Royal Blue (Red, White & Royal Blue, #1)
The movie did the intro of Alex walking in from the rain better but the book did the museum much better
Jan 13, 2025 07:36PM Add a comment
Red, White & Royal Blue (Red, White & Royal Blue, #1)

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