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“old Scratch has got his own at last, hey?” i’m ctfu they called him satan lmfaooo pls at least the devil is active in the community 💀

“There are some upon this earth of yours,” returned the Spirit, “Who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name” this book is so fucking old and this statement is still true rip charles dickens you would’ve hated right wing grifters

I think the jim carrey motion capture adaptation from disney is honestly a really accurate adaptation of this book (from what I can tell so far) but I’m really hoping that robert eggers delves more into how much of an actually evil capitalist scrooge is. like bro is even worse in the text

my friend got me a copy of a christmas carol last year After christmas 😭 so i’ve waited all year to read it :) starting tonight and hoping to finish it by christmas morning since it’s not long at all. i’m already loving it. i kind of find myself laughing at dickens’s over-explanations lmao

so the people who read the play r like those freaks that experience religious psychosis and think everyone is demonic and out to get them… got it

ali :/// ali i know this is a werewolf romance novel but can we be serious please :/// can we have a little bit of decorum with these random insults please :////

“gay of heart” i said oh im sure

dracula = doomed yuri
frankenstein = doomed yaoi

NOOOOO NOT HIS BOYFRIEND 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

it’s absolutely bonkers to me that media (universal…) tries to depict the creature as unintelligent when he’s so well spoken and articulate. I can’t wait to see how jacob elordi perfoms, so far i’m hearing good things.

“henry rejoiced in my gaiety” I said oh I’m sure

reading this on my kindle and it says page 3 but that might be off so idk but bro all these classics are GAY AS HELL it’s sooo funny to me when republicans are like “gay people are a new thing they didn’t exist before the 80s” like NO??? queer ppl have ALWAYS BEEN AROUND you all just started getting REALLY WEIRD ABOUT IT FOR SOME REASON???

“2 October, evening” omg that’s right now!!!!

I keep thinking about how the production company that made nosferatu (1922) was insane for doing that like did they really think they just wouldn’t get sued 😭😭😭

bram stoker wrote that whole description of dr van helsing… just for me to picture willam dafoe in nosferatu LMAO

could hear his WHAT

the garlic necklace and wreath is actually frying me. van helsing be like “i check the doors check the windows and pull the blinds” bc he has a feeling the necromancers outside

they’re doing a blood transfusion….. do arthur and lucy have the same blood type??? is arthur a universal donor??? is lucy a universal recipient??? DO THEY EVEN KNOW ABOUT BLOOD TYPES?????

my birthday mentioned! 😎

i’ve been reading/listening to the penguin classics book and the narrator is really great with all the voices. also mina and lucy are so gay

helpppp not jonathan and mina catching strays 💀

anaïs nin mentioned ! only by last name though 😪

we’re up to the 1920s and still no mention of america ykw hell yeah

i’m eating this up guys i’m so back

and FUCK benji i KNEW he was shady!!!!!

alexa play life eternal by ghost😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

“the impossible weight of living” IS THAT A BASTILLE REFERENCE??????

“He looked upon my shroud, searching for my eyes. But he could not find me.” oooooh…..

“If you value your friend when he fights your battles for you — when he is rogue and ruthless — you must value hub when he is gentle, too. Otherwise you do not value him at all.” oh gargoyle ☹️🫶 i love him sm

“never trust anything written in rhyme” lol

this gargoyle reminds me so much of blinky from trollhunters HELPPPSJBSDJDK 😭