Reese Jerauld > Recent Status Updates

this is the most appropriate series to do my first re-read on i fear

PERCY PERCY PERCY

never thought bowling would come into this… but here we are.

nothin like another day of a new deadly quest six weeks after your last one with your elf, dwarf, and valkyrie friends because a reincarnating goat told you told find and steal a hammer because if you don’t find said hammer in five days time your valkyrie friend, a deadly sword, and a stone with teal dots will be given to a giant in marriage in exchange for the hammer instead.

why does this crazy ass lady want pumpkins so damn bad? i mean pumpkin pie is pretty good but it’s not that good

hey so tell me why I’m like lowkey icked out rn

WHY ARE THE COVERS HORRID I GENUINELY CAN NEVER SHOW ANYONE MY GOODREADS AGAIN ITS TO SHAMEFUL

should I be working on my IRR? yes. do I still have a week and would rather be reading this? also yes. just don’t pay attention to the cover it’s bad i know.

yur

i can’t tell if it’s the sleep deprivation or the boo k that made me feel like i was on a bad acid trip

im at a point in my reading slump where ill be reading and then im like, “bro u ain’t real” and then i cant focus or care abt it

WE IN THIS BITCH

um, 7 courts down 1 to go?

well shit.

four courts down, four to go!

« Now Chicago doesn’t mind predators; lesbians, that’s another story. »

YEA YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK PETER

two layers of hell down and not only have they not kissed but now we have a betrayal plot, what fun

excuse? why did my man just get a boner in his sleep

what’s with all of this alluding to a part we never saw

oh trust me i will

“Was it the king of assassins who spoke, or the father, or the lover who had never manifested himself?” ew no ew no get away from me why

“Father, brother, lover- he’d never really declared himself to be any of them.” um. ok.

sorry bitch before I start rq, your telling me that the prequel is longer than the books I’ve read so far? kms.

pain.

“It was like coming home or being born or suddenly finding an entire half of herself that had been missing” im dead.

he is the peace she deserves bruh. she has completely forgot abt him and honestly i don’t blame her