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I barely knew what an Orc was before this book and now I’m doing where do I sign up for this retreat 🤣

“I’d rather marry a selfish, rude, ugly, entitled cow like you so I never have to worry about hurting your feelings or wanting to make you happy.” 🤣 Marriage of convenience set ups always say the kindest things 🤣🤣

I had one ideal outcome and the fact they just talked about it 👀👀 pleaseeeeeee

If only you could see the cheesy grin I have right now hehehehhee

So far so good, snapped neck included 🤣

Helllllyeahhhh that was hot as hell 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I’d also join the cult if I got to be a werewolf 🤣

“If a bald eagle dove in from the sky to abduct you, my life would be so much easier.” 🤣

Hehhehe oh how I’ve missed reading but how much I’ve missed werewolves even more 🤗 🐺

So it’s been a month since I picked this book up.. (or any reading whoops 🥲) but im here to say no can can be more mad than me because HOLYFKINGSHITHELLLLLOOO!!!
The way I just sat upright and turned all the lights on because I doubted my reading ability for that chapter 🤣🤣

Girl give me two seconds of your time and I’ll give you some VERY obvious answers 🤣
If I’m wrong I’ll be thoroughly shocked.
I did get a good shock before though… 👀

I was worried for a hot second but I was happily proved wrong🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Also I will scream if this if going to be a love triangle

UGHHHH WHAT IS THIS WRITING 🤬

Ughhh why is the writing so cringey😖 I was so excited to read this and now I want to cut my skin off reading these two characters inner dialogue

“Are you going to keep your glasses on?”
“Do you want a blind man to watch for your life saving gesture, or…?” 🤣🤣 pleaseeeeeee

🍴already gnawing at the pages 🤭

These books are just too easy to read, such an easy laugh and a fun time sign me upppp🏃‍♂️

EEEEEEEEEEEEE🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Today I’m trying to break this book slump. This is my pick and as always I’m going in blind 🫡 wish me luck

Oh jeeze this is a hard read.
He’s wearing his “best fedora”.
His parents not only know everything they are SUPPORTIVE????? HUHH
oh and this reads like a 14yr old write this on tumblr in 2012

It’s ten seconds off being a dnf

Love a good marriage if convenience 🤝🏻

What in the actual fck. That caught me off guard like getting hit by a semi truck 🫥

So much for Neil’s big plan… I see you Nathaniel👀

ARC- “You touch her again and I’ll break every bone in your body, starting with your skull” ✨🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Eeeeee let’s freaking gooooo

A.R.C - Absolutely loving this so far🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ when I said I wanted a funny romcom style Indiana Jones thissss is what I was talking about

👀I have many theories about the big plan Des has 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️

If you just cut the first 50% it’s an entertaining book, it just takes soooo long to start getting good

WAIT WHAT 😵‍💫 noooowww the story it getting crazy 🤣🤣

This story feels longgggg not sure if theres just pure chaos on the way but I need something crazy to keep me hooked

I’m more fuelled to finish this book asap to find out what happens at the 12 month mark than anything else 🕵🏻🕵🏻 I just can’t imagine she’d sell but maybe??!?

“You’re a real f*ck head.” 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻