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men love writing the word "goddamn" in their writing so often why does this crack me up

oh my god????

i’m obviously in a reading slump everywhere i’ve picked up lately has been a huge bummer or honestly a super gross horror that i’m not in the mood for. i need something fun STAT

DNF The Troop by Nick Cutter wayyy too much animal cruelty for me to continue sorry folks this is why i don’t read from male authors very often LOL yikes

i’m really liking this so far but the author is realllyyy driving home the point that this takes place in florida like okayyy every chapter is like this is so typical florida the florida weather the hot florida sun is so central florida it’s crazy living in florida LIKE I GET IT

a story about a 28 year old lesbian who lives in florida and works as a professional clown. so this was written specifically for me or what?

"the men tried to stop the queens. they declared them nonexistent. if they did not exist, no man could be punished for harming them, since they did not exist" so many nuggets like this are still so relevant and hit so hard

really bordering on "this is such an interesting social commentary on parasocial relationships and class and race" and "this main character is evil and insufferable please help"

umm this is so weird I love it

another lesbian named Jeannie!! I love representation

already one of my favorite reads of the year

mona awad i'm gonna be so real with you why aren't ava and samantha kissing i fear I've been queerbaited LOL

mona awad i'm gonna be so real with you ava and samantha should be the ones kissing i feel as if I've been queerbaited LOL

so basically if The Craft, Heather's, and Rocky Horror had a baby

i'm so curious if the author used to work at IKEA and is now traumatized

I almost DNF this in beginning bc it took me so long to get hooked and the mc was pretty boring/insufferable but its improving stay tuned!

attending a wedding in a spooky seaside castle with a bunch of 30 year old dudes who desperately want to relieve their frat boy days sounds terrifying

wowow as someone who was cut off at the dinner table while telling a story to be told "dont say like or um" woooooo lets go sluts lets go!!

I love misandrist lesbian mermaids

mc definitely has a piss kink stay tuned

OH NOW I'M SAT

'the skittering thing' story?? absolutely not thats so terrifying 😄

oh so yall are horny

so what if I jump

are you ever so obsessed with your crush that you'll dig up her husbands remains to bring his spirit back in order to make her happy? so just me then?

the pace so far is reallyyyy slow i need something to happennnn

in this essay I will discuss at length at how everything is a transition, from being snakes with your sister, to queerness and transness in different parts of the world

its giving "sorry honey I sold you to one direction" but if it happened in a gothic sapphic way