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“I brought them to this. It’s me. I’m at the center of every brawl, my presence the catalyst for their rage. They have aggression issues, and I make it worse. I want to cry, to beg for forgiveness, but the sounds die in my throat. This is my curse, my never-ending cycle of pain and retribution.” Girl stfu ur so annoying

What is it about being with unhinged violent men that is appealing to women??????

“Because a cowardly cunt-rag with a phone threatened our lives. Someone should tell that cunt that I’m the one to watch out for, the fangs in the shadows, the knife in the heart. I’m coming for you, you dead motherfucking cunt.” YUCK!!! 🤢

Is there anything LESS sexy than a man aggressively throwing around the word “cunt”?

Also Vikings aren’t hot!!!!! They were evil colonizing rapists!!!!

The gay lisp the audiobook reader is performing for the singular gay character in the entire trilogy is CRAZY

Whole lotta girl hats right here!!!!! Boooo, Pam!!!!

Every man she meets is the most attractive man ever and also they are always creepily obsessed with her

Frankie really thinks therapy is going to help the fact that she’s fucking her husband’s nephew and brother

“If I can push a baby out, I can fit two dicks.”

“When I start to argue, he shoves three fingers into my mouth and pumps them, gently at first. Then his touch becomes rougher until I’m sucking, gagging, and gasping for more.” This would pmo fr also why is there so much finger sucking in this series??

Tfw ur arguing with ur husband in front of ur two young hot stud brother-boyfriends, who are also ur husband’s nephew and brother 😬

“If Michael had still had his eyes, they would have begun to cloud over by now. She was glad she had taken them; the idea he could look at her disgusted her.”

He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame! If you’d have been there if you’d have seen it, I betcha you would have done the same!

Just like a man to be like “yeah I’m gonna send your sister to the insane asylum and I HOPE she dies there and if you act up I’ll send you there too! Now let’s fuck, I need the comfort of your body.”

“Even as a boy, he’d had an instinct for tenderness and preservation of life, which had manifested in him using cups and bits of paper to export bees and ants and even wasps outside whenever they had found their way into his house. People found such kindness unseemly in a boy; they’d rather have seen him pull out the legs of a spider one by one than save it.”

Ok just realizing Not-Sarah is eating Katje’s period blood

“If what she had told Lucy was true, she could simply let Not-Sarah starve to death. She couldn’t, though, because she would’ve loved her sister even if she had been turned into a toad or worm or wood louse, so why not love her when she was a parasite…?”

“Lucy would still have loved her. Hell, she would’ve loved her even if a witch’s spell had turned her into a toad, or a worm, or a wood louse because having a toad or a worm or a wood louse—or a parasite that had eaten her twin’s consciousness and wore her rotting corpse as she might wear a dress—was still infinitely better than having no sister at all.”

“He looked her over, then said, “If you are ever attacked, remember that eye gouging is extremely effective at incapacitating an attacker. For someone as small and slight as you, it’s probably the best way to defend yourself. Thrust hard and thrust deep. You must crush the eyeball or at least cause severe hemorrhaging if you are to take out your assailant.”” How romantic 🥰

“How horrifying. Is there anything more dangerous to a woman than to be beautiful when weeping?”

Eating a piece of your dead twin sisters flaking skin rolled into a ball 🥰 just girly things 💕

Nasty body horror eeeeyyyyuuuucccckkkk

“Dipping my fingertips in the hot wax of a just-extinguished candle is one of my many vices, I’m afraid,” I used to do this as a child and ruin all my mothers candles 🥰

Love that her knee jerk reaction to finding bog body was to put her hand in its mouth. No glove, just raw dogging her hand in an old dead mouth and then she gets cut with the teeth and her immediate reaction to that is to suck on cut?

I knew Kody was the missing third brother the whole time

We get it!!! Frankie is NOT like the other girls 💅 she even hotter and sexier than any other woman ever

I know the point of a story is to be exciting but god damn these people can’t catch a break! Wolf attacks bear attacks falling into an icy lake and drowning learning to fly a plane finally getting it in air and now there’s a storm??? Sheesh

“Kody twists to look at me, his deeply brown, savage-soul eyes commanding my attention with their alpha intensity.” Not to be insufferable but come on using the word “savage” to describe an Inuit person is fucking crazy!!!!

Still thinking about how Monty cheated on his wife with his secretary and then fired his secretary because he felt guilty