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“Not all love happens at first glance—sometimes, it takes a reread at the exact right (or wrong) time in your life.”

atp i’m reading this thing against my will

“The mistakes I regret the most are the ones I didn’t allow to happen. You have to make decisions with purpose, knowing that they may not be around forever.”

disturbing to say the least

messsyyyy imaginary relationships w the in-laws, careful there

Well yeah x2, if i was forced to eat my dog on a stew (even if it bit me) I too would be haunted by eating all living creatures

Well yeah, no shit she’s going crazy, I would too with that husband and that life.

“talk to one of them.”

Yes please i’d very much like that

“She’s back with Rome and I’m with what’s-her-name—”

There is actually no fucking way

“Sasha”—he flashes me a quick smile—“is my girlfriend.”

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK wey que

“Kind of wished it was.”

FUCKING PIECE OF RAT SHIT OH MY GOD

“A star is a star.
“In this world,” I give him a delicate look, “with BJ?” I shake my head. “I’m sorry.”
OH MY FUCKING GOD. Genuinely, what a gut wrenchingly devastating confession. I will say tho- from Magnolias perspective? Understandable. From Julian’s? Just shoot me in the head

“as though he was the one who caused this mess”
My god. Clawing my heart out and throwing it on a grill would hurt less.

“Julian’s back.”
The doors of heaven have opened up. Bells ringing and angels singing.

you will neveeer convince me that BJ the serves Magnolia, not that Magnolia is a saint per say, but NEEVEEERR like bj.

“Kenyan Nobel Prize-winner Wangari Maathai: ‘The higher you go, the fewer women there are.”

“Good. Life can be a little shit sometimes. But shit also makes great fertilizer.”

“I would rather be waterboarded than have someone ask me if I’m okay. Especially when my answer is no.”

What she said

“I am so in love with you. Wildly. Deeply. Unrelentingly in love with you.”

WHAT????

Emotional a affairs exist ya know

Hmmmm, this is coming a little too close to cheating for my liking.

I kinda cannot stand Bridget at the moment

The only thing this idiot is good at is counting

What the hell is this piece if crap

So she’s just letting this Aiden bitch walk all over her? STAND UP YOU FUCKING PATHETIC IDIOT