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Third attempt reading this i have a good feeling this time 🙏

Stanley escaped death by thinking about different kinds of birds 😭😭😭😭😭😭 my firstborn sonnnn 😭😭😭😭 he’s too cute for ts 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“what it might have been if time and tide had been gentle, if the water could roll back: to have felt history glide by me as carelessly and cool as the jordan while lords liars and lunatics waded and splashed and bid bored armies march a baptism” JUST DROP ME

The gun is slowing moving towards my head

Second reread this year 🤫

Finally listening to the audiobook — this is the best thing that has ever happened to me

Wow I really love the insane amounts of personality these characters have 😇😇 (what is this 🤕)

I’m sorry 💔💔

Only 80 more pages until Stanley is dead and isnt mentioned for over 400 pages…. Im not gonna make it 😊

Stan graced our presence with 2 very very very intelligent and classy lines then left 😔💔 come back

Detoxing

This is the farthest ive even gotten in a book club book 🥹🥹

Chatgpt mention?? we should all just kill ourselves 🫩

One day book club is going to kill me 💔 maybe by “darling devils” they mean asmodeus??? paradise lost retelling in disguise trust 🤞

Wheres my goat who is also my kid 🙁
Im gonna start talking to the lights if he isn’t mentioned in the next 50 pages

Still where is stanley 🙁

Wheres stanley

Get off of the cocaine Stephen 😊

“This is like the catcher in the rye” baby you will never be him 💔

calling the gay guy who gets hate crimed and murdered "ade" oml stephen get a job

"stanley uris takes a bath" NOO 💔

Round 2 I guess idk

all of that just for that 🥱

I’m done w this bro

I may have fell asleep for 3 hours but we are so back and still have 17.5 hrs to go 🥹

Im tired

King writing “I’m ready for dessert. How about you” like 40 years into his career when my baby boo Anthony Oliveira dropped “I would harrow the field and stone of the world to find you across inches and centuries it’s only death that’s all what is that to love” in his debut 🤔 bro do better I believe in you

Hetslop incoming 😟 when the big emotional arc rn is just them boning for the first time YOU GUYS CAN DO THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOUR LOVE HAS NEVER BEEN CHALLENGED BY ANYTHING EVER WHY DOES THIS MATTER 🫩