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i need a reset after i wished or i might implode

the pain is awful the pain is awful the pain is awful the pain is awful the pain is awful the pain is awful the pain is awful the pain is awful

going back to my roots. i totally dont think about george miles every other minute 🤔

Why is bro listing every object and museum in the world 😍😍

#listeningtoaphextwinandwatchigncrashcoursehasreplacedreadingforme

I actually cannot bro 🥹 theres people actively discovering a logic defying maze in their house and going beyond insane then Johnny’s footnote will just be “I got pegged last night lmao” okay but WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

Johnny I take back everything I said sorry man 😭❤️ you have my respect

I’m gonna throw this across the room what is going on????? Johnny why do you keep talking about strippers we got bigger fish to fry?? I’ve basically read this book all day and have made no progress I’m going insane ik that’s the point but I might not make it out

Johnny SHUT UP im not messing around i will kill you

I need johnny to shut tf up no one gaf about your life enough to want to read your 7 page footnote GET A JOB

yay!

More plays 🎉🎉

What if I dnf this 🤔🤔

Lucifer Michael tether haunts every writer 😇 im so happy

its like a breath of fresh air 🙏

im bored

Back to reading sophisticated literature like the pretension in my bones wants boooo 👎👎👎

Everyone needs to get a job except for armoni
why is him getting trafficked by demons a plot point? what is going on?

let this b over im done

ts pmo if i was god id kill these ppl too

i think about miltons lucifer every hour (probably more) and i havent even read the source material #larping
attempt no 3????? this is the REAL one

armoni is lit me
koka 🥹

Koka koka koka koka koka koka kokabiel im so excited to see youuuuu 🥹❤️

Bro Satan really got to ruin things for everybody 👎🫩 bring back lucifer he was nice