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This play is so bad so far that I have to update it mid-reading. Holy fuck. It’s so bad. The characters are awful the plot is nothing burger the whole play is nothing burger actually. I’m so lost and angry and pissed off at this play. Holy shit. I despise this so far. I thought it would have potential because I’ve liked other comedy’s but this one’s just missing the mark reeeeeaaalll bad.

am i supposed to know wtf is going on here

chat i don’t think i like toni that much

okay so i just finished the happy prince part of this and good lord. it’s gay as fuck. what the hell. how is everything this man writes so gay??? like what.
“but you must kiss me on the lips for i love you” WHAT UR A STATUE WITH. A LEAD HEART. HELLO. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT BROKE AFTER SWALLOW DIED????

this is absolutely dog shit. oh my god.

this is one of the queerest classic novels i’ve read in awhile and one of my fave novels is fucking. dorian gray. i feel insane js this SUPPOSED to be this queer

don’t recommend reading this book during a social science zoom class, btw.

nico would nawt say ditto (yes i’m writing this update purely bc he said ditto and lit no other reason)

i’m not one to normally update this often on a reading but good lord this book is weird and boring

i still have no clue how to feel abt this

this shit is… interesting! that’s for sure

this is so far one of the worst most confusing books i’ve ever read please expect me to complain abt it more within the upcoming weeks

this is like kinda boring as hell

oh gideon green you absolute ICON

i remembered ao3 existed and read about 50 fics but we're back to cannon now

we are not looking good so far😞😞😞

i am so bored send help

me when ive been reading this for hours and im just going absolutely insane im losing my mind the details are insane the writings insane IM INSANE.

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