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It's almost time to go and there's been no talking?
Gee, I am shocked!

I see you shiver with antici-



Pation

Good thing somebody missed this because I sure as fuck didn't

"Maybe this was a bad idea"
MAYBE?
Going into heavily surveilled enemy territory for a rendezvous is only maybe a bad idea!

Luckily living in a surveillance state and the implications of that only come up peripherally

Would've been scared we could have a second sympathetic female character if we didn't antagonize her quickly enough!

Babe there's a lot of contenders for your fatal flaw, being unable to walk away from a challenge ain't it

Cool story bro.
Now what is the plot of this book?

Glad to be well informed about everybody's jealousy issues amidst a war

Could we at least pretend to do the slightest bit of plot

First ever #surprise in this is darling not being immediately perfect at something

I'm sure that Christianity praise is pureeeeee coincidence

Thanks for the reminder that this woman is utterly reliant on men

Oh cool the best friend who's definitely not just a side plot device is considered for the first time since...

Really happy we've established who we are and aren't attracted to.
Why do plot when we can learn that Wrens top is too tight!

"You don't owe anyone anything"
Okay bro. Do revolution without community then.

"Just be prepared"
Okay who are we reviving now

"Just be prepared"
Okay guys who are we reviving

CALLED IT

"Just be prepared"
I call revived Uncle

"You're doing what you can to change the system from within"
PACK IT UP REFORMISM

"You're need to know right now. Until you see the authority you're not getting any more answers"
*proceeds to explain the layout of the base of operations and answer questions*

Thank you so much for reminding me that "elite" is the super unit! I had almost forgotten as it's such a subversive idea!

Really??
You can ask questions??
And those are thee first ones you come up with???

Ah, yes, Ominous Unspecified Social Media App ™, my favorite

Ah, yes, my favorite, unspecified generic Social Media App ™

These people need therapy for reasons they don't even realize but at least they are a match.
They can live together in infinite h*rniness and cringe, and I think that's beautiful

For better or worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in cringe I guess.

This went: I see the needlessness of third act breakups and raise you an entirely unnecessary third act