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“The screaming was distant, like the crowd at a high school football game heard while drunk in a friend’s basement two blocks away.”

“The screaming was distant, like the crowd at a high school football game while drunk in a friend’s basement two blocks away.”

“87.6% of all conversations about blockchain are non-consensual.”

“You guys are really good at genocide.” …says the AI ship to the descendants of humans…

“The truth is, there’s no such thing as a normal life. There’s just the time you get and how you spend it.”

“If you took away words, music lasted for centuries, I thought. A distillation of sadness that never aged, unlike the person that felt it.”

“If Colby’s skills at fooling around were anything like his guitar playing, it would have been a short, fumbling, rhythmless experience.”

“If Colby’s skills at fooling around were anything like his guitar playing, it would have been a short, fumbling, rhythmless experience.”

Motherhood: “it’s all fluids and financial ruin.”

[you have] “The will to survive and the wit to do it”

“Only in America could I monetize all my inappropriate thoughts as comedy. But in doing so, in embracing my own authenticity, I found myself connecting more and more with my past.”

“Eventually, I chose the only thing that did fit. A [wedding] dress that made me look like a murder victim rolled up in a carpet.”