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“Sure, I’d gotten the shuttle back to the ship, but shuttles were the golf carts of the sky. Drunk people and kids could fly shuttles. Hell, drunk kids could fly them.”

“Maybe behind those walls it was all sex dungeons? Or actual dungeons. Or just fancy places to play Dungeons & Dragons.”

“…looking at me with those big dark eyes - with their woody shades of brown and flecks of moron…”

“Capitalism is a pile of trash. There are those who manage to make good compost out of it, and then there’s the rest of the world.”

“I don’t know anyone who has only a single fork, but I’d 100% watch a documentary about them.” 🤣🤣🤣