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No spoilers but my previous question was answered oh my god????

Wait OMG is it Brandie or Evie I just got whiplash

SHES A DOLL USING THE WORD DOLL USING DOLL IN CONTEXT OMG OMG OMG

Love how “Daisy” is just Fem!Narrator from Fight Club in how she describes stuff she’s so cool

Hearing this read from a fem voice briefly made me forget this was Palahniuk then this chapter and the incredibly adverse reaction to Shane’s diagnosis brought me back. Protect queer art

Hey so I’m realizing my ideas about drugs are completely wrong because this is deliberate met writing???

“George was amazed by how flimsy his kingdom had been. One person had brought the thing tumbling down.”

Disneyland is so oddly specific what’s up with that

Oh MULTIPLE shit chapters

In a world of “Heated Rivalries” be a “Closer”

Oh it’s the shit chapter

“Most children worship a statue of some guy nailed up on a cross. I worship The End. It’s a great concept.”
Hey so David is actually fucking me up perhaps this wasn’t the best read under my current circumstances

“What could I offer them? Here’s a list: Nervous, wealthy, at home, half asleep, cute, confused. That’s as far as I get. Oh, contrived and talkative. I guess those words also go in there. Now I’m supposed to take that puny list, stretch it out like a tight wire, and walk very slowly across. Or something.”

I’m so sorry WHAT is David’s chapter

“I hope you understand…that I am a much better artist than I am a person.” Oh

Suddenly I understand why there’s so much shit, puke, and masturbation Jesus Christ

Oh that’s why they changed the cover nvm

The burping…the swearing…oddly specific fetishes…the photographs. Oh this hurts