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“George was amazed by how flimsy his kingdom had been. One person had brought the thing tumbling down.”

Disneyland is so oddly specific what’s up with that

Oh MULTIPLE shit chapters

In a world of “Heated Rivalries” be a “Closer”

Oh it’s the shit chapter

“Most children worship a statue of some guy nailed up on a cross. I worship The End. It’s a great concept.”
Hey so David is actually fucking me up perhaps this wasn’t the best read under my current circumstances

“What could I offer them? Here’s a list: Nervous, wealthy, at home, half asleep, cute, confused. That’s as far as I get. Oh, contrived and talkative. I guess those words also go in there. Now I’m supposed to take that puny list, stretch it out like a tight wire, and walk very slowly across. Or something.”

I’m so sorry WHAT is David’s chapter

“I hope you understand…that I am a much better artist than I am a person.” Oh