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Also the white granny thing, again, was so fucking unnecessary 💀

HAHAHAHA so ur telling me her actual love interest has been her fuckass cat the entire time?????💀💀💀 that is HILARIOUS 😭😭 and also kind of weird

„Beautiful dark features barely visible before he turned and disappeared around the corner. “

I knewwww he would be the ACTUAL love interest 😩😩😩😩 and he FO SHO has smth to do with the 4th prince while she’s prolly a reincarnation or smth of the 4th fury

Also, I think it’s kind of telling that I accepted the nonexistent chemistry between the main couple as just being because of the bad writing, instead of realizing it was probably deliberate

„Pathetically easy to manipulate. Such an ignorant witch. “

But why?? Literally what is the reason for manipulating her to like him??

„Syneca Black was the Phoenix“

Ngl him finding out was a lil anticlimactic

I should have just skipped the sex scene for peace of mind because wtf was this

Wickett being revealed as a half witch is so unnecessary. It doesn’t make him more likable at ALL💀 just finish the goddamn book pls

And we’re supposed to believe she did it purely out of compassion? Why is everyone so chill with this? Who tf orders a hit on their OWN BROTHER???😭😭😭😭

„So I hired Eda Mire, bought him dignity instead of horror.“

Tf is this plot point 💀 Who KILLS their own BROTHER bc of a bodily malfunction instead of, idk, TRYING TO LOOK FOR A FUCKING SOLUTION?? Tf😭😭

Also that romance is very much giving nothing but, honestly, neither is the plot so I don’t even care anymore

„Do you know what I thought about?” His voice dropped. “When my father’s blade was in me?“

I am NOT mature enough for this🥀

„Wickett wasn’t just defying his father. He was actively dismantling what Tiberius had built.“

Okayyy? But he still (and I quote) “killed more witches than plague and famine combined“…🤨

„But they missed the artery by a finger’s width“

That’s quite a lot then 😭

„his eyes, burning with an intensity that felt physical, were fixed on me like I was the only person in the entire arena that mattered.“

Nahh the way she’s describing that man makes it seem like there might be another love interest🤨🤨 especially bc there’s still that one person that saved her in the woods that’s unaccounted for…🤨🤨 i am suspicious

Also, author, we get it! You really like it when characters say “Careful, or I might think that…” or the like. But I’m afraid it’s neither witty nor flirtatious it just pisses me of

Ngl I feel like this whole trial was kinda unnecessary. Like the victors were clear from the start and the trials themselves weren’t nearly interesting enough to warrant this whole sequence…

Ughh that „banter“ is making me cringe so bad 😬

„Heartless One upon rivers of blood“? Really? Did we have to pick that name?

„The hunter who’d killed more witches than plague and famine combined.“

And that’s supposed to be the love interest? 🤨

„Shadow had helped them kill her?
Shadow had lied to me and betrayed me for his own means, just when I’d started trusting him.“

Call her an Olympic athlete, the way she’s jumping to unfounded conclusions

„Sure. That would be nice.”
Like getting a Brazilian wax. While wolfed out.“
Lmaoooo

Seriously? His name is Darkor?🤨💀

„Heat flowed from Shadow with an intensity that told me he was a bee’s dick from losing it completely.“

What is this phrase I’m crineee😭😭

Ain’t no way ml is wearing ripped jeans 😔😔 are they skinny too??💔😔

Honestly, I’m really loving her personality so far

„That you’re untouched?”
The laughter burst out of me before I could stop it. “Definitely not. I’ve touched myself more times than I can count.“

Okay now THAT was funny 💀💀

„His chest rumbled…“

What does this even meannn?😭😭 and why is he constantly doing it??

Nahh why is her Scottish💀💀 That’s such an unsexy accent

„Never waste time on bad books. There were too many amazing stories out there waiting to be discovered.“

Is this a sign?