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sky sex??? I’m laughing so hard I cannot take this seriously

My poor cat can’t sleep because I keep gasping.

“The dimmest of my pollutive dreams was a thousand times more dazzling than all the adultery the most virile writer of genius or the most talented impotent might imagine.”

….. don’t mind me maniacally laughing on the plane

“Honesty and trust lubricate the inevitable frictions of social life.”

Interesting strategy to get a girl Mr Gatsby…

Jack Carraway DO NOT listen to your intrusive thoughts !!!!

I remember disliking the movie but I can’t remember the plot whatsoever so I’m giving the book a chance

“Visits with friends are now on the social capital endangered species list.”

Whole chapter in one sentence: “The workplace is not the salvation for our fraying civil society.”

“For every year the Grim Reaper removes another swath of the most politically engaged generation in the American electorate.”

“As she inspected her new abode, she ordered her chair to be stopped from time to time so that, with her finger extended towards some article of furniture, she might ply the head waiter, who kept smiling respectfully but was clearly becoming quite unnerved, with expected questions.” All I want is to be carried into a room by two peasants and be able to criticize and immediately replace everything I don’t like

sad man gambles because gambling is the most profitable career of all time

“Russia has been ruined by the emancipation!” I know this is talking about serfs, but abstractly, the freedom of white people in Russian catalyzed this story because these mfs are SO indecisive and fickle!!!

Alexey is so mf boring and Anna’s premonition about a husband v lover duel better come to fruition

“A long while she lay, not moving, with open eyes, whose brilliance she almost fancied she could herself see in the darkness.”
Banger statement for the world’s greatest gaslighting and gatekeeping girl boss 💅

Anna is anti feminist

“I know a gallant steed by tokens sure,
And by his eyes I know a youth in love”
If I’m supposed to believe that Matthew McFayden played Stephan Arkadyevitch Oblonsky in Anna Karenina (2012) then, as he said this, he BETTER have pushed Vronsky just a little too hard on the shoulder like Tom does to Greg

Levin needs to a grow a pair and just ask the girl out damn