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What is it with this fucker and the belorian? 💀😭

Bloody hell it’s like Pokémon in here gotta catch em all 😭😭

If there is mm in here I swear

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE PUDDING LIKE OH MY FUCKING GOD HES SO CUTE. bless him

GUYS PUDDING IS HERE. I FUCKING LOVE PUDDING MAN 🥹🥹🥹

"Erm, shit, I think they died," he muttered.
"What died?"
"Well... I might have taken a few old honey jars up to the Order Yard and
caught myself a bunch of Faeflies so that I could make it all cute and girly
down here for you."
HES SO CUTE BRO

What the fuck was that? Huh I’m pissed now I know it’s gonna get bloody worse too 😩😩

Gustard is going to fucking die 😭

I can’t fucking believe sin let the belorian out bro 😭🤣

This is the craziest birth reaction ever bro. The way they r all mortified 😭😆

WE DIDNT EVEN GET THE WEDDING NIGHT. BRO 900 PAGES FOR WHAT

If this man can’t talk anymore I swear to fucking Jesus and that shit sucking pope

I’m acting like I haven’t been enjoying this but it’s fucking funny bro like it’s just so stupid and omg I actually can’t. Best one of the series probably because they all actually love EACHOTHER. So here is to Leon drugging himself 😭👌 “Thante!” I bellowed as my right arm trailed behind me in the wind.
“Thtooop!”

He had no slurpee to slurp on 💀😭

No because this is great and all but gabe is bout to be so fucking depressed now 😔

DAWG Ryder and Draco just broke the astral adversaries bond and yall are still going at it 😭😭

OH DAMNNNN BROS GAY?? I ain’t never met a nasty ass gay man until today girl Bruce you are evil

YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH IM GONNA FUCK U UP

“Like I’d ever ride you,” I muttered with my upper lip curling back and I
walked over to Gabriel. “I’d ride your mamma though.”
“What did you say about my mamma?!” Dante roared and I smirked, 😂😂😂

“Mufasa,” I snapped. Don’t kill the Lion. Don’t kill the Lion. Don’t kill
the Lion. Ryder 🤣😭

“You can’t be Scar,” he muttered.
“Why not?” I sniped. I had a little Scar in me. I could be the big, bad
Lion when I wanted to be. And right now, that was all I wanted to be until I
got Elise back.
“Because I’m Scar,” 😆😆😆 yes Ryder

I’m a bit bored now lowkey like there’s too many random side plots and the fact that roary is already in prison and now I have to wait another like 14 fucking books until I get to see him again bro 😤😔

"I'm not going anywhere near a tube of fucking glitter glue," Ryder
snarled. THIS IS FUCKING ACE 😭🤣👌

This bout to be the best bonding experience ever I already smell the bromance

This Ryder Gabriel thing we’ve got going is fucking ace I love it bro 🤣👌💖

It’s flipping Gareth yet again 🥹🔫 I can’t escape this man istg

I may have just read 260 pages of depressed Elise, Gabriel, Ryder and Dante but this shit makes up for it "Go get your snakelet, you stubborn idiot," he demanded, smirking at
me. "And come hang out with me soon. We can watch The Lion King Two
and-" 🥺

This is bootiful yall 🥹🥹

We are building bloody bridges Ryder 🫡💪🏼 now go save Leon become besties with Gabriel and we can all come together in peace and harmony 😌