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Not only are there teeth but his dick is 2 and half feet long… insanity thinking that’s going anywhere need a vagina

Without trying this is the 3rd book in a row I’ve read with the main character’s name being Josie… wtf

I already know this book gonna take me forever to finish and I’m doing it audiobook style/ my second attempt at picking it up. But I must finish the series.

I’m only doing this for Hannah <3

Listen I’m a proud supporter of the why choose movement but this one is taking me out. Maybe I just need one of them to be more broody and less goofy to help offset the balance.

Cringe meter is at 6/10 winces.

Also why are why choose never the reverse MFF? Things to ponder.

Finally got to the flashback everyone said it would be worth it once I got here. Yes it kind of is but also I’m still waiting for these two to bump uglies willingly. It’s the slowest slowest burn.

Lol haven’t even read the real Harry Potter books but I’m ambitious for this 900+ book

Already calling it this book is ass. The characters are so whinny and do not have proper banter. Also the cover makes the dude kind of look ugly so now I can’t get that outta my head.

Sin count: 2
2. A white woman with a MLK Jr. tattoo

Sin count: 1
1. For whipped cream usage that will probably give her a uti

lol. those damn moccasins

Omg Effie 🥲 how I have missed that crazy bitch!

“Mean daddy” 🤢

I’m exhausted and still have 30% left why are these books always so long

So far Brad sounds like a looooooser plus he’s blonde

Why do all the male voices sound like krunk?

AMI IS MY HERO!! Fuckin badass 😂

If I ever hear someone say ‘my green olive’ as term of endearment for their friend again I’ll jump off a cliff. The main character is so annoying I’m definitely confused why this has such a high star rating rn.