Kourtni Hansen > Recent Status Updates

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I’m finding it incredibly funny how they have always let this pathetic man let them waste money on him! Say no!! Even before the blackmail! Rich people…

Im genuinely devastated

This is gonna take me forever…

“She knows that even if the grainy MTA footage of the man’s face could be used to find him, his lawyers would talk about how he was a good father and a responsible worker and was probably just having a bad day.”

I’ve heard this one before…

Me reading this: “it’s so much like Nosferatu!” (A movie heavily based off this book)

So far kinda boring

Good grief this is making me more sad than scared. Like I’m reading an angsty fanfic

“The girl is dressed as a witch. Cartoon-green skin, pointy hat, a fake wart on her nose. She is coming from the Electric Ballroom, where, at a Halloween concert with her housemates, she saw the boy she likes kissing a girl dressed as a sexy angel. It immediately made her regret her costume and want to go home.”
Skill issue ngl.

“We walked for two years”
Bro 😭😭

Reading the first chapter and thinking “wow, this reminds me so much of that awful ghost movie with Liam Neeson” and then finding out that movie was an adaptation of this book

“Was she a much older sister? Was she loose? I bet she was one of those loose girls . . . I was never one of those. You could get me in the back of the car, but you couldn’t—” dying at this being in a kids book

Hell is a neighborhood HOA with the devil’s personal golf course

Girl have some self respect