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Jack is down bad and I’m here for it

I fear this is one of the most relatable FMCs I’ve read in some time.

SIGH, time for my now annual reread

Dear god, this is the ULTIMATE TALK HER THROUGH IT.

Ali, please don’t ever stop writing. I’m cackling schoolgirl kicking her feet right now.

OMG BRYNNE YOU MANIACAL GENIUS

Okay, so I’m not typically a self-help book girly (kudos to those who are) but I’ve been following Meg on TikTok for some time and her “eldest daughter” content hits HOME. The concept that I am a chronic people pleaser as the result of developing a survival mechanism (fawning) at the age of 6 stopped me in my tracks. Consider me sat.

Elsie, we may have to have words

CLYDE 😭😭😭😭

God damn Miss Elsie Silver

Thanks to Gwen Dawson, turning regret and self loathing into an erection turns out to be my new superpower.

I AM DEAD. Get it together Bash 😂

Well forgive me for not taking enlightenment lessons from the guy that still believes Tupac is alive.

I love love LOVE BASH AND CLYDE

So many book boyfriends have been DETHRONED BY THE MAN THIS MAN IS

I feel as tho it’s all downhill from here

Ahhhhhh I am calling out sick because of this plot twist lmao

“Don’t kill the nobles. Don’t kill the nobles.”

My new customer service mantra

Meryns inner dialogue is hysterical

Why is this book already breaking my little heart 😭

I fear Hudson is my type…