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i kind of love this lol it’s like if that last us zombies were created by faeries instead of mushrooms and everyone’s irish

i can’t stop kicking my feet and giggling

this man has known her all of 5 minutes and is daydreaming about impregnating her, i’m gonna throw up

insta-lust gives me the ick but i’m trying to push through for you hannah

tom is not a moanable name and neither is clementine

we get it. he’s big giant forest bog man and you’re tiny angry gorl

this is so so obviously hozier fanfic lol like i thought the point of published fanfic is to make the mmc their own character lmao

this is so messy, i love it lmao

i love the way this is written.

reading this yet again because wrath of dragons drops at the end of the month !!!

i’m entertained lol

i am enjoying this book but oh my god bree is pissing me off lol like use your head. all the miscommunication being the only issue is bothering me cus you'd think she'd simply read the room and realize archer needs some more explaining to than the average person because he's a literal hermit.

so this is love

I love a holiday book. 🎄

oh this book is gonna wreck me i already know it

finishing this out of spite.

i feel like i’m reading a bunch of inspirational instagram post all at once and i’m bored…

When I catch you Mick Riva!!!

This book is deranged and I am enjoying every second of it lmao. I am truly giggling and kicking my feet. It’s like she heard the song Sick Obsession by Landon Tewers and wrote a whole book about it. And I am eating it up.

“WHEN HE WAS WIPING THAT COW SHIT ON ME ITS QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST TURNED ON I’VE EVER BEEN” well that’s a quote that will stick with me until the day i die (unfortunately lol)

i’m ready for the pain.

i really didn’t expect to love this book as much as i do, it took me so long to start it and now i can’t put it down.

stupid spotify and their audio book hours, i have to wait 12 days to finish 😭

“I’m certain that if God granted me only one minute of life on this earth, I would want it to be this minute, this moment with him, where I know exactly why I’m alive and who for.” I CAN’T BREATHE I CAN’T SEE THE WORDS THROUGH MY TEARS BYE

“the only reason i believe god exist is because you do.” BYE 😭😭😭

i don’t feel connected enough to tobias to care about his pov but at the same time any time is mentioned i love hearing about him. 😂

i’m actually physically sick i’m so sad

WHY AM I CRYING AT A SMUT SCENE LMAO ““Aiden,” he murmurs again, like my name is more than my name, like my name is his selah, meant to punctuate his prayers.” 😭🩷

“I love you like everything.” BYE I’M SOBBING ON THE FLOOR